NameMyDaughter.com - Cthulhu was the top entry

[Eug]

Expectant Parents Asked the Internet to Name Their Child. And the Winning Name Is…

“All bow down to the great and powerful Cthulhu!”

However, the parents vetoed the name "Cthulhu" for the first name, and "All-Spark" for the middle name. They went with the 2nd place of "Amelia Savannah Joy".

 

[amdhunter]

But they didn't name her that. This is why I hate Canadians.

 

[Krazy4Real]

boo.... they should have taken the top entries.

 

[nehalem256]

Cthulhu seems like more of a boys name

 

[OBLAMA2009]

shaniqua? nateesha?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Cthulhu All-Spark is an excellent name. I'm going to have to convince my wife to name our daughter that...

 

[BurnItDwn]

Yea, you want to make a poll for "name my daughter", you had better not allow a write in, and you've got to pre-populate all the options, otherwise, stephen colbert or 4chan will decide for you.

 

[Sonikku]

Should have named her Zelda.

or Daenerys.

 

[IronWing]

Cthulhu seems like more of a boys name

Cthulha?

 

[twinrider1]

Cthulhu seems like more of a boys name

Cthulha.

Edit: IronWing sucks. I took too long looking up how to spell Shub Niggurath.

 

[Jimzz]

Cthulha, thought "Hitler did nothing wrong" would have won?

 

[PliotronX]

It was basically a hoax then. It wasn't suggestnamesformydaughter.com.

 

[Eug]

Well, they did take the 2nd place name, which was a more reasonable girl's name.

 

[nehalem256]

Pretty sure a url name constitutes a legally binding agreement. Everyone who voted should sue the family to change the name to the collectively chosen one.

 

[BlitzPuppet]

he was forced to delete “several STIs and a couple of sexual positions” from initial submissions.

ahahahaha

"Chlamydia Doggystyle Johnson"

 

[alkemyst]

shaniqua? nateesha?

no one wants your mom and grandmother's names. Drop it.

 

[Newell Steamer]

She looks nothing like a hulking mass of horror and misery that will send you spiraling into madness and insanity - she is too cute!

 

[Blackjack200]

You know, I don't mind that they decided not to go with what the internet voted on. They did right by their daughter. But after that occurs they need to be given zero attention by the media. Who fucking cares that some attention starved people pretended to allow the internet to name their baby?

 

[JManInPhoenix]

maybe her parents are Lovecraft fans

 

[blankslate]

Genitalia has a ring to it.

who knows?

but yeah girls named after Arya and other GoT characters have become a recent trend.


....

 

[alzan]

Kentucky Fried Children - Tentacle-Licking Good!

 

[twinrider1]

Genitalia has a ring to it.

who knows?

but yeah girls named after Arya and other GoT characters have become a recent trend.


....

Gen-Italia. Dibs on that for my new young hip Italian brand of everything.

 

[BladeVenom]

Cthulhu seems like more of a boys name

Cthulhuette
Cthulhu Anne
CthulhuLynne
Cthulhu Jane
Cthulhu Louise
Cthulhu Claire (my favorite)

 

[Sonikku]

She looks nothing like a hulking mass of horror and misery that will send you spiraling into madness and insanity

-yet.

Give it 60 years.

 

[halik]

attention whores like attention