Name your biggest 'oh ffs *sigh*' moments

[Jimmah]

Like your day couldn't get any worse or more retarded kind stuff, here's mine:

Went to my wifes grandparents house this past weekend to help out with the gardening and whatnot. Usually no problem, except her grandma is getting a bit old-and-impolite. I had taken my labret out for the weekend (was getting a bit irritated inside) to heal up and whatnot, and the first thing she says is 'oh you look MUCH better' ......ugh, been with my wife for 5 years and had the piercing for 9 (everyone else got over piercings), we had hoped she would be accepting by now. So, a half dozen comments of that, plus a hot day hauling sheep manure around put me in a poor mood.

Went out for some lunch, first thing she does is start off saying how I should lose 15lbs and such (I'm not a fat guy, just carrying a few extra that I'm working on getting rid of). Ugh, makes ya feel like telling em to 'eff off, but you can't since they control 90% of my wifes family.

All the while we're getting jumped on and harassed by her unruly black lab. It barks at everything and keeps running off after squirrels. One of those dogs that bites your arm lightly to drag you around the house, just losing her grip on sanity and bites hard now. Totally runs the place, grandma's little baby (she's constantly going on how a perfect little angel it is).


My *sigh* moment was at the bottom step of this olf boathouse they have, which has a nasty lean of about 5-10 degrees. Anyways, they said we could have this old antique sewing machine from one of the upstairs rooms. Right as I get it to the bottom step, my foot slips and I roll my ankle (heard an angry pop and crunch) and drop the machine on myself.

Total write-off of a weekend, and now all week with my gimpness.

Enough of my rant, anyone have any stories where they day went from shit to just plain stupid?

 

[KnickNut3]

I can't believe I just read all that.

I'm not old nor impolite, but if you're a grown man and you have a lip ring I'd make fun of you and complain about it, too. Don't blame it on her age, blame it on her good sense of style and personal appearance.

😉

 

[Beev]

I made some mistakes on reports here at work (stupid, unnecessary mistakes) then my bank accidentally puts a withdraw on my account for a large sum, that was supposed to be in a completely different account, and drives me negative.

 

[Engraver]

It is the new guy's second day a work, and our resident douchebag good-for-nothing is already teaching him how to be a useless fuck-off.

ffs *sigh*

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Engraver
It is the new guy's second day a work, and our resident douchebag good-for-nothing is already teaching him how to be a useless fuck-off.

ffs *sigh*

He joined ATOT already?

 

[Jimmah]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
I can't believe I just read all that.

I'm not old nor impolite, but if you're a grown man and you have a lip ring I'd make fun of you and complain about it, too. Don't blame it on her age, blame it on her good sense of style and personal appearance.

😉

lol fair enough. Likely I deserve it, just makes me a touch annoyed when everyone else has accepted it (and I accept their little nuances). Can't wish for equal treatment I guess eh.

 

[Tim]

If you hate dealing with her so much... just stop going there, and yes it IS that simple.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
I can't believe I just read all that.

I'm not old nor impolite, but if you're a grown man and you have a lip ring I'd make fun of you and complain about it, too. Don't blame it on her age, blame it on her good sense of style and personal appearance.

😉

And if I were around, I'd make fun of you and complain about you making fun of him and complaining.
Blame it on decency and good manners. 😉

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
I can't believe I just read all that.

I'm not old nor impolite, but if you're a grown man and you have a lip ring I'd make fun of you and complain about it, too. Don't blame it on her age, blame it on her good sense of style and personal appearance.

😉

And if I were around, I'd make fun of you and complain about you making fun of him and complaining.
Blame it on decency and good manners. 😉

You probably have a pole through YOUR FACE!

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
If you hate dealing with her so much... just stop going there, and yes it IS that simple.

qft

She should be grateful for your helping her.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Jimmah


Went out for some lunch, first thing she does is start off saying how I should lose 15lbs and such (I'm not a fat guy, just carrying a few extra that I'm working on getting rid of). Ugh, makes ya feel like telling em to 'eff off, but you can't since they control 90% of my wifes family.

my ex wifes grandpa was the same way, but after enduring his crap for a couple days one xmas up at his cabin i finally just had enough and told him what was on my mind. i wasnt overly rude or mean, but i let him know where i stood with his bs. the ex, her mom and sister freaked out, thought id be "black balled" or whatever and chastised me for saying anything. turns out he didnt mind me telling him how i felt about it so much. i may not have the wife anymore, but he still tells her to say hi to me when they talk.

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
I'm not old nor impolite, but if you're a grown man and you have a lip ring I'd make fun of you and complain about it, too. Don't blame it on her age, blame it on her good sense of style and personal appearance.

you just contradicted yourself. you just smacked him and said he had no good sense of style or personal appearance. maybe you and others should put more stock in peoples actual worthiness instead of writing them off based on public appearances. and no, i dont have any face piercings, just a few in my ear.

 

[meltdown75]

today i was out in the field doing my job and i spied a company car parked at an employee's house about eleventy-billion miles from her assigned area.

i just wish if people were going to dog it, they would do so in their assigned work areas. find a frickin' park and read the damn paper or a book, don't drive your silly ass home and sit on the couch. that's how people get caught and then ruin the whole damn thing for everyone else.

when i saw the company car, i was like, "ah ffs". n00bs...

 

[BrokenVisage]

OK I'm usually up on my Internet acronyms, but I seriously NEVER saw anyone use 'FFS' before. Without looking it up at work I can only assume it means 'for fuck's sake', correct?

 

[rh71]

OH FFS, more traffic?! STOP RUBBERNECKING YOU FUCKERS.

 

[rezinn]

That's life, ffs.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: hanoverphist
you just contradicted yourself. you just smacked him and said he had no good sense of style or personal appearance. maybe you and others should put more stock in peoples actual worthiness instead of writing them off based on public appearances. and no, i dont have any face piercings, just a few in my ear.

I just wrote you off.

 

[RagingBITCH]

The first time I fvcked my now baby's momma. It happened the first time 🙁 I'm grateful for my kid now, but I look back at that day and wish things could have been different, for the obvious reasons.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
The first time I fvcked my now baby's momma. It happened the first time 🙁 I'm grateful for my kid now, but I look back at that day and wish things could have been different, for the obvious reasons.

dude that just reminded me of the movie Juno
your swimmers are strong and not to be f*cked with!

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
I can't believe I just read all that.

I'm not old nor impolite, but if you're a grown man and you have a lip ring I'd make fun of you and complain about it, too. Don't blame it on her age, blame it on her good sense of style and personal appearance.

😉

And if I were around, I'd make fun of you and complain about you making fun of him and complaining.
Blame it on decency and good manners. 😉

You probably have a pole through YOUR FACE!

Not my WHOLE face.

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
OK I'm usually up on my Internet acronyms, but I seriously NEVER saw anyone use 'FFS' before. Without looking it up at work I can only assume it means 'for fuck's sake', correct?

Ah, FFS!

 

[blackdogdeek]

a friend and i were travelling to London over labor day weekend one year.
1. the flight was delayed because of some radio issue which maintenance was trying to fix.
2. after a couple hours of delay they eventually informed us that instead of fixing the radio they were just going to alter the flight plan to take us over greenland/iceland so the radio wouldn't be an issue; it would just delay us an extra hour during flight. so now we're landing sometime late afternoon saturday instead of in the morning (keep in mind we are leaving on monday)
3. we get to our friend's apartment (where we were assured the doorman would have keys for us) and the doorman says he has no idea what we're talking about
4. even though he knows our friend, he doesn't allow us to call our friend's mobile from the desk phone and informs us we'll need to use a public phone
5. we see one of those antique big red london phone booths across the street and when we open the door we see that someone took a huge dump in the phone booth.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
I can't believe I just read all that.

I'm not old nor impolite, but if you're a grown man and you have a lip ring I'd make fun of you and complain about it, too. Don't blame it on her age, blame it on her good sense of style and personal appearance.

😉

And if I were around, I'd make fun of you and complain about you making fun of him and complaining.
Blame it on decency and good manners. 😉

You probably have a pole through YOUR FACE!

Not my WHOLE face.

Well..at least going through the part of the brain which allows for logical reasoning.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
I can't believe I just read all that.

I'm not old nor impolite, but if you're a grown man and you have a lip ring I'd make fun of you and complain about it, too. Don't blame it on her age, blame it on her good sense of style and personal appearance.

😉

And if I were around, I'd make fun of you and complain about you making fun of him and complaining.
Blame it on decency and good manners. 😉

You probably have a pole through YOUR FACE!

Not my WHOLE face.

Well..at least going through the part of the brain which allows for logical reasoning.

Ha! You lose! The brain is not part of the face!

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
I can't believe I just read all that.

I'm not old nor impolite, but if you're a grown man and you have a lip ring I'd make fun of you and complain about it, too. Don't blame it on her age, blame it on her good sense of style and personal appearance.

😉

And if I were around, I'd make fun of you and complain about you making fun of him and complaining.
Blame it on decency and good manners. 😉

You probably have a pole through YOUR FACE!

Not my WHOLE face.

Well..at least going through the part of the brain which allows for logical reasoning.

Ha! You lose! The brain is not part of the face!

Like I said....

😛

 

[Gooberlx2]

Over the span of this last week:

1) Doctor tells wife she may be developing a clotting disorder from her lupus, meds, treatments, etc... (she's exhibiting Superficial thrombophlebitis). For all ER visits, we will need to insist on picklines instead of regular IVs
2) Brother-in-law, who's living with us, is told by his docs that his T-cell count is 12, and viral load is over 100,000 (AIDS). Possibly the reason he's been experiencing more frequent and severe seizures.
3) Wife's eye doctor informs her that her eyes have been overcorrecting from the RK surgery she had years ago. Corneal transplants may be required.

4) .....wife slips off a curb and breaks her ankle.

*sigh* 🙁

edit: Had my timeline wrong. I was mixing up days in my head.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Over the span of this last week:

1) Doctor tells wife she may be developing a clotting disorder from her lupus, meds, treatments, etc... (she's exhibiting Superficial thrombophlebitis). For all ER visits, we will need to insist on picklines instead of regular IVs
2) Brother-in-law, who's living with us, is told by his docs that his T-cell count is 12, and viral load is over 100,000. Possibly the reason he's been experiencing more frequent and severe seizures.
3) Wife's eye doctor informs her that her eyes have been overcorrecting from the RK surgery she had years ago. Corneal transplants may be required.

4) .....wife slips off a curb and breaks her ankle.

*sigh* 🙁

edit: Had my timeline wrong. I was mixing up days in my head.

reading your post has depressed me, ffs.

sorry to hear about all of the problems.