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Name the movie

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mooglemania85

Diamond Member
Chicks dig me because
I rarely wear underwear...

...and when I do,
it's usually something unusual.

But now I know why I have always
lost women to guys like you.

It's not just the uniform.

It's the stories that you tell.
 
before I read loke's response I knew the answer was Stripes... I have the collector's edition DVD. I love Bill Murray.
 
Think about it! You're basically alone on a deserted island with 2 readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other... a healthy girl-next-door-type with a nice butt. So the men have it all, the Madonna and the whore. Women get nothing! We get a geek, an overweight middle-age guy, and a nerdy scientific type.
 
I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.
 
Here is one...

Damn it!

Sorry, guys, I lost my composure out there.
I'm an idiot.

Frankie, don't worry about it.
We'll make those points up, I promise you.

Your skin's gonna grow back, too.
 
Old School is probably one of the most popular movies. That scene wasn't even one of the better ones, though.

I think I might throw that movie on.
 
a: Oh, come on. I was wondering for real. Let me see it.
b: Fuck you. Drive.
a: I'm sorry.
b: About what?
a: About your shortcoming.
b: I'm not gonna play this game.
a: Is that why you carry a big gun?
b: The Freudian mind-fuck isn't gonna work either.
a: Ooh, touchy. I'm sure your woman is very understanding.
b: Exactly how is it that we end this phase of our relationship?
a: By you showing it to me. Come on, let me see it. I've never seen one before.
[pause]
a: I'll show you my ass.
b: What makes you think I wanna see your bony ass?
a: Show me.
b: Show me.
a: I'm driving. You go first.
b: No, you go first.
[pause]
a: You'll shut the fuck up if I show you?
b: I'm sure I'll be too stunned to speak.
a: I don't believe this. You're crazy. Shit.
 
Originally posted by: mooglemania85
a: What do we say to them?
b: "Welcome to California."
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I know the movie but I haven't seen it before. I liked the remake so I guess I'm obligated to watch it someday. I'll let someone else name it (you've got 3 minutes).
 
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