Name That Simpsons Quote!

[Deeko]

"Set course for Hidden Pirate Island, AKA Hong Kong"

"And after that, I will hug some snakes. I will hug and kiss some poisonois snakes"

"Haha, look at that sucker. It's amazing the things a guy will do for a girl. But not me(continues scrubbing cement)"

 

[Josh]

<< &quot;Set course for Hidden Pirate Island, AKA Hong Kong&quot; >>



Capt. or Sailor dude



<< &quot;And after that, I will hug some snakes. I will hug and kiss some poisonois snakes&quot; >>



Easy one; Homer.



<< &quot;Haha, look at that sucker. It's amazing the things a guy will do for a girl. But not me(continues scrubbing cement)&quot; >>



This episode aired a few nights ago where I live; it's Bart of course.

My Turn:

&quot;So....do you like stuff?&quot;

 

[dafatha00]

Person: Hello, I'm Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Other person: Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Person: ....I don't know.

 

[Demosthenes]

<< &quot;So....do you like stuff?&quot; >>



Ralph to Lisa.. walking home on Valentine's day



<< Person: Hello, I'm Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. >>



Homer talking to a teller at the post office.

 

[LordMaul]

Yet another Simpsons thread... :disgust::|


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[eakers]

i dont know what i like, but i know what i hate and i dont hate this...

no its okay i think i will chaufure(strongly over emphisized french accent) myself this evening

*kat. <-- not playing by the rules, but rules are for breaking when it comes to the simpson.

 

[shmepti]

It was the best of times...it was the blurst of times! You stupid monkey!

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

&quot; This chair be high, says I! &quot;

This was actually NOT the sailor guy; it was Blackbeard as a member of the Jury of the Damned, on the &quot;Devil and Homer Simpson&quot; segment of one of the first few Halloween episodes.

I bent my wookie!

 

[lesch2k]

&quot;I'd be stupid not to do this&quot;

 

[Demosthenes]

Haha, Edwards.. that one is too easy.

Don't know about lesch2k's though, sounds like it could fit in a lot of places..

One of my favorites... &quot;Extended Warranty? How could I go wrong??&quot; LMAO, it's so funny because I work at circuit city and have to push that worthless crap like no tommorrow..

 

[RSM]

It was the best of times...it was the blurst of times! You stupid monkey!

Mr Burns

 

[lesch2k]

Bart said &quot;I'd be stupid not to do this&quot;

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Who said:

Me fail english? Thats unpossible!

 

[emonkey]

<<Me fail english? Thats unpossible! >>

Ralph Wiggum when they were giving academic reports (and lissa got one in Gym thus leading to the fun plot of Lisa vs Bart in Hockey)

Can someone please help me remember the episode summary for the one where homer says &quot;shaddap yo mouth&quot; to marge? Ive been going through my tapes for days trying to find it...

 

[DannyLove]

&quot;excellent&quot;

 

[Webbed]

Person: Hello, I'm Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Other person: Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Person: ....I don't know.

Homer at the Post Office trying to retrieve the nasty letter that he wrote to Mr. Burns.

 

[Deeko]

<< << &quot;Set course for Hidden Pirate Island, AKA Hong Kong&quot; >>
Capt. or Sailor dude >>



It was a pirate, from the episode where Homer housesits for Mr Burns and they go out on the yacht and the pirates come and take it.

 

[dwil]

Not too hard to figgure out, but my favorite.


&quot;Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie.&quot;

 

[Josh]

Apu

&quot;(Laughs) Look at the craziness!&quot;

 

[Supradude]

&quot;Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie.&quot;

Apu...

&quot;I'm gonna take up smoking, and quit&quot; ???
&quot;But he didn't do anything...&quot; ???
&quot;Didn't he... = ) &quot; ???

 

[DannyLove]

&quot;Daaaaaaarr, this here be a fine vessle.....&quot;

<<boat sinks>>

Daaaaar, i don't know what i'm doing.

 

[Josh]

<< &quot;I'm gonna take up smoking, and quit&quot; ???.... >>



Bart and Homer and Lisa engaging in conversation, Homer continues to say &quot;Wait a minute...he didn't!&quot;

 

[enginjon]

Hi Principal Skinner.....Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers.






It tastes like........buuurrrrrrning

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

<<Hi Principal Skinner.....Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers.>>

Ralph Wiggum.

&quot;Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?&quot;

 

[jyrixx]

what are you gonna do? send out the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouths when they bark they spit bees out of their mouths?