Name that simpsons episode

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: David Brent
pretzels, report, pretzels = april fools day when bart shakes up homer's beer

lol Damn alcohol! It's "We need pretzels, repEAT, pretzels!"

 

[CPA]

This thread makes me laugh.

 

[imported_Phil]

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[Spacehead]

Originally posted by: David Brent
Bart (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph: I made Bart in my pants!

Lisa's asked to take a dive in the natioal spelling bee & Homer goes "on tour" with the McRib sandwich.


"Save me Jebus!!!"

 

[David Brent]

Originally posted by: Spacehead

"Save me Jebus!!!"

homer becomes a missionary to escape the wrath of PBS.

"Smithers, deploy the cow catcher."

 

[Tea Bag]

Originally posted by: David Brent
"Smithers, deploy the cow catcher."

"Monty can't by me love".. The ep where Mr. Burns tries to capture nessie.

Ralph: "GO BANANA!!"

 

[rocadelpunk]

"moon pies what a time to be alive"


and

"aquaman you cannot mary a woman without gills, you're from two different worlds"...nuclear bomb goes off..."oh i've wasted my life"

 

[cubby1223]

Originally posted by: Tea Bag
Ralph: "GO BANANA!!"

Das Bus


"That's a pretty sorry looking wagon you've got there, mister"

 

[BrokenVisage]

"I believe it was a boking accident."

 

[David Brent]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
"I believe it was a boking accident."

marge's pretzel wagon

"What's normal to him, amazes us! He will be our new god!"

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: CPA
This thread makes me cry.

Fixed.

 

[Adica]

he he he he ..............

I just remembered the one where Homer accidentally kills Ned Flander's wife.
That one was kinda twisted.

Then in a future episode, Homer and Ned go to Vegas and get drunk and marry two trashy chicks.

edit-sp*

 

[cubby1223]

Originally posted by: David Brent
"What's normal to him, amazes us! He will be our new god!"

Lemon of Troy

"uhh, Homer Simpson is a brilliant man with lots of well-though out, practical ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygene is above reproach."

 

[Illusio]

"uhh, Homer Simpson is a brilliant man with lots of well-though out, practical ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygene is above reproach."

The one where homer meets his long lost brother uncle herb

Homer: "OK bart, how do you feel"
Bart: "I dont know, I kinda feel like a cigarette"
Homer: "Great, whats your brand"
Bart: "Anything Slim!"

 

[David Brent]

Originally posted by: Dark Jedi

"uhh, Homer Simpson is a brilliant man with lots of well-though out, practical ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygene is above reproach."

The one where homer meets his long lost brother uncle herb

Homer: "OK bart, how do you feel"
Bart: "I dont know, I kinda feel like a cigarette"
Homer: "Great, whats your brand"
Bart: "Anything Slim!"

the gay guy episode. (btw LOL @ the reproach quote!)

Kent Brockman - "Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack open each other's heads and feast on the goo inside?"
Professor: "Mmm, yes I would Kent."

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: David Brent


the gay guy episode. (btw LOL @ the reproach quote!)

Kent Brockman - "Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack open each other's heads and feast on the goo inside?"
Professor: "Mmm, yes I would Kent."

Homer the vigilante.

Homer: Hi, Dad! I just came over to spend some quality time with my dad!
Grampa: Baloney! You came over to put me in the house!
Homer: You ARE in the house.
Grampa: Ohhh... how could you?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: chrisms
You can't eat all those hamburgers

Family Guy North by North Quahog.

 

[David Brent]

Originally posted by: Jassi

Originally posted by: David Brent


the gay guy episode. (btw LOL @ the reproach quote!)

Kent Brockman - "Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack open each other's heads and feast on the goo inside?"
Professor: "Mmm, yes I would Kent."

Homer the vigilante.

Homer: Hi, Dad! I just came over to spend some quality time with my dad!
Grampa: Baloney! You came over to put me in a home!
Homer: You ARE in a home.
Grampa: Ohhh... how could you?

fixed

 

[KeyserSoze]

How about this one, and it's actually a little tough....

"This just in....go to hell!"

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Jassi

Originally posted by: David Brent


the gay guy episode. (btw LOL @ the reproach quote!)

Kent Brockman - "Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack open each other's heads and feast on the goo inside?"
Professor: "Mmm, yes I would Kent."

Homer the vigilante.

Homer: Hi, Dad! I just came over to spend some quality time with my dad!
Grampa: Baloney! You came over to put me in the house!
Homer: You ARE in the house.
Grampa: Ohhh... how could you?

Homer eats the 3 eyed fish andfinds out he is going to die?

Here's one:
"Yar, not a looker among 'em!"

 

[Pantoot]

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
How about this one, and it's actually a little tough....

"This just in....go to hell!"

Dog of Death, after Brockman wins the lottery?

How about:
"Did you have fun with your robot buddy? "

 

[KeyserSoze]

Originally posted by: Pantoot

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
How about this one, and it's actually a little tough....

"This just in....go to hell!"

Dog of Death, after Brockman wins the lottery?

How about:
"Did you have fun with your robot buddy? "

Nope. Guess again sucka!

 

[Pantoot]

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze

Originally posted by: Pantoot

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
How about this one, and it's actually a little tough....

"This just in....go to hell!"

Dog of Death, after Brockman wins the lottery?

How about:
"Did you have fun with your robot buddy? "

Nope. Guess again sucka!

Heh, well he should have said it then!
How about the one where homer is a boxer?
Edit: The Homer They Fall

 

[Nocturnal]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[Qwest]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

lisa has to compete with that girl for saxophone in the band.

"will you take mountain dew or crab juice?"
"aaaaagckkkk, i'll take the crab juice."