Name something a woman can do that man can't, and vice versa

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kassy

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Originally posted by: Jfur
Originally posted by: kassy
Women got the best deal...
Multiple orgasms!

technically, a man can do that if properly trained, but none of the men on this board will ever again get laid (if that had ever happened), so it's a moot point ;)

LMAO :D
 

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I'll argue the multiple "O", but I will concede that women have a MUCH more gratifying one. Men don't stay weak in the knee's and sensitive "down there" for an hour afterwards like women do.
 

Dudd

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I believe taking enough stereroids can cause men to grow breasts and lactate.
 

cavemanmoron

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You never have to clean the toilet.
nah i clean the toilet about 3 times a year,
usually when i notice its Really bad,and a female friend is on the way
;)\
i can drive my '67 Camaro with a big block
with No power steering,and Non-power disc brakes,and a 4 speed tranny
without getting all discom-bobulated/confused nervous....
but i see Some women that drive "Real"race cars,and get paid for it..

Basically women,and men,all can do the same stuff,
some men are strong,some women are "She-ra"strong,
But... "Viva la difference"

:p:D
 

cavemanmoron

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Originally posted by: Azraele
nah i clean the toilet about 3 times a year,
Tell me you're joking. :Q

i have 2 full bathrooms here in my house,
i cleaned the toilet downstairs around a month ago,first time since april, did the upstairs one last weekend,first time since april also,
i use the bathrooms here less than the ones at work...;)
 

stonecold3169

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
No man can give birth to a child.
No womman has ever squatted 1000 lbs.

holy damn, lol, a man has squated 1000 lbs? Thats obscene!

Men can lactate btw, not all of them (it's a hormone thing), but some can do it on command, which is frightening.

I've read in engineering textbooks that if you take an equal number of men and and equal number of women, and lock them in a room with a problem, about 4/5 times the men will come up with a more efficent/correct solution. It isn't because of intellect, but because the male mind is better at visualizing things logically.

As far as women go, well, they have phermones on their side. They can sync one another biologically with them... I don't believe men have this effect, although obviously we emit phermones...
 

Calundronius

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Men can't: Have two X chromosomes.
Women can't: Have a Y chromosome.
(Hermaphrodites don't count.) :p

As for the riddle, he's the father of the man who broke his arm? I'm assuming the guy with the broken arm followed his son to the hospital.
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: Calundronius
Men can't: Have two X chromosomes.
Women can't: Have a Y chromosome.
(Hermaphrodites don't count.) :p

As for the riddle, he's the father of the man who broke his arm? I'm assuming the guy with the broken arm followed his son to the hospital.

No, the idea is that it's his mom. Of course nowadays it can also be his 'second father'! :Q
 

AdamDuritz99

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If a woman gets on her knees and put her hands behind her back, she can touch the floor with her nose. If a man gets on his knees and put his hands behind his back and tried, he will fall over.


peace
sean

*EDIT*
I forgot to add that while doing this the legs can only be bent 90 degrees.
 

C'DaleRider

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If a woman gets on her knees and put her hands behind her back, she can touch the floor with her nose. If a man gets on his knees and put his hands behind his back and tried, he will fall over.

Utter BS!


And as the riddle, the answer is indeed the mother.
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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A pretty enough woman can make me do just about anything. A man can piss me off far enough for me to consider killing him.
 

JayHu

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Originally posted by: C'DaleRider
If a woman gets on her knees and put her hands behind her back, she can touch the floor with her nose. If a man gets on his knees and put his hands behind his back and tried, he will fall over.

Utter BS!


And as the riddle, the answer is indeed the mother.

Did you try it? Surprising it's true for the majority of the population. It has to do with centre of gravity I believe.
 

dman

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What's the answer to the riddle?
The mother. I remember Bill Cosby reciting it on one of the 'ol Cosby Show episodes.


Hmm, how 'bout:

Well, at least not yet... Women can't dunk w/ Style.

A women won't get slapped in the face asking male strangers for sex.


 

Doggiedog

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Originally posted by: BlueApple
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I've never met a man who could lactate.
Wait... are we talking about via the nipple?

Believe it or not, I saw one of those world's weirdest type TV shows in Japan and they had a guy on who lactated and could shoot it out several feet :Q . It was disgusting yet somehow fascinating.
 

Ipno

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Ok, place a chair next to the wall, bend over so that your forehead is touching the wall, pick up the chair and stand up.

Men can't do it.
Women can.

Tried it myself and it works, something I saw on an episode of black sheep squadron.
 

AdamDuritz99

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Originally posted by: C'DaleRider
If a woman gets on her knees and put her hands behind her back, she can touch the floor with her nose. If a man gets on his knees and put his hands behind his back and tried, he will fall over.

Utter BS!


And as the riddle, the answer is indeed the mother.

Nope, It's true. Women's center of gravity is on their hips so they can do it. Men can't, unless they are disfigured, multi jointed, or something odd.

peace
sean


 

rbhawcroft

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Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Originally posted by: BlueApple
Originally posted by: HappyPuppyI've never met a man who could lactate.
Wait... are we talking about via the nipple?
Believe it or not, I saw one of those world's weirdest type TV shows in Japan and they had a guy on who lactated and could shoot it out several feet :Q . It was disgusting yet somehow fascinating.

thats becsuse you are a pervert, have you ever considered buying a gimp suit/ moving to holland?
 

SnapIT

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Originally posted by: Jfur
Originally posted by: kassy
Women got the best deal...
Multiple orgasms!

technically, a man can do that if properly trained, but none of the men on this board will ever again get laid (if that had ever happened), so it's a moot point ;)

Hmmm... i have multiple orgasms... am i wierd?