Name one place where lighting fireworks is not a good idea....

[zinfamous]

in oldsmoboat's basement.

 

[novasatori]

Originally posted by: Rubycon

Originally posted by: SunnyD
I don't like bra's and panties. Take them off please!

You have specified an invalid password. Better luck next time.

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
in my ass

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epic

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
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Reminds me of the WKRP in Cincinatti when Mr. Carlson thought it was a good idea to toss live turkeys out a helicopter on an unsuspecting mall parking lot.

Man, you are old...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Rubycon

Originally posted by: SunnyD
I don't like bra's and panties. Take them off please!

You have specified an invalid password. Better luck next time.

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
in my ass

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You first would have been a better comeback.

 

[biggestmuff]

Bottle rockets out of your pee hole?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Bottle rockets out of your pee hole?

Bottle rockets going in.

Real men use gunpowder in their catheters.

 

[Rubycon]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

You first would have been a better comeback.

Response halted, FBB missing.

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
Definitely not in the rectum.

I'll never do that again.

Originally posted by: zerocool84
Up my bum

That either.

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
in my ass

I'm noticing a trend.

 

[marvdmartian]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
I'm going to go with a fireworks factory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPf51_mPONM

I loved how the instructor had to tell the student how to flip off the irate trucker!! :laugh:

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
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Reminds me of the WKRP in Cincinatti when Mr. Carlson thought it was a good idea to toss live turkeys out a helicopter on an unsuspecting mall parking lot.

in a girls butt :Q
(yes, this really happened )

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: novasatori

Originally posted by: Rubycon

Originally posted by: SunnyD
I don't like bra's and panties. Take them off please!

You have specified an invalid password. Better luck next time.

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
in my ass

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epic

:Q
:laugh: holy shit, fucking retards provide epic laughs


After having a stray bottle rocket fly up my shorts when I was a little kid and burn me half way up my upper leg... fireworks will never voluntarily come that close to my future hopes of children ever again!

 

[BlackTigers]

Holy shit, bad memory.

Few weeks ago, me and a friend were leaving Toys r' Us. He was driving.

I found a bottle rocket. I rolled the window down, and stuck it in the space created. I lit it, and he rolled the window up, thinking he would make it go outside.
It didn't.

So I was sitting there, awestruck at the dwindling fuse on the rocket, which was now aimed approximately at my face.
The only thing I could do was duck and throw my arm up.
I had a bruise the size of a baseball on my arm, and I was deaf, in both ears....for about 5 minutes. My shirt was bloody from where it hit, lol.

 

[WelshBloke]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
Definitely not in the rectum.

Rectum Miss? Blew the bastard to bits.

 

[Slew Foot]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: novasatori

Originally posted by: Rubycon

Originally posted by: SunnyD
I don't like bra's and panties. Take them off please!

You have specified an invalid password. Better luck next time.

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
in my ass

Text

epic

:Q
:laugh: holy shit, fucking retards provide epic laughs


After having a stray bottle rocket fly up my shorts when I was a little kid and burn me half way up my upper leg... fireworks will never voluntarily come that close to my future hopes of children ever again!

Im surprised at the number of hits a youtube search of "Ass rocket" brings up

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Holy shit, bad memory.

Few weeks ago, me and a friend were leaving Toys r' Us. He was driving.

I found a bottle rocket. I rolled the window down, and stuck it in the space created. I lit it, and he rolled the window up, thinking he would make it go outside.
It didn't.

So I was sitting there, awestruck at the dwindling fuse on the rocket, which was now aimed approximately at my face.
The only thing I could do was duck and throw my arm up.
I had a bruise the size of a baseball on my arm, and I was deaf, in both ears....for about 5 minutes. My shirt was bloody from where it hit, lol.

shens on the blood/bruise

 

[alpineranger]

In a grain elevator.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flour_bomb

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Holy shit, bad memory.

Few weeks ago, me and a friend were leaving Toys r' Us. He was driving.

I found a bottle rocket. I rolled the window down, and stuck it in the space created. I lit it, and he rolled the window up, thinking he would make it go outside.
It didn't.

So I was sitting there, awestruck at the dwindling fuse on the rocket, which was now aimed approximately at my face.
The only thing I could do was duck and throw my arm up.
I had a bruise the size of a baseball on my arm, and I was deaf, in both ears....for about 5 minutes. My shirt was bloody from where it hit, lol.

I call bullshit on the damage. I've been hit by probably a thousand bottle rockets in my life. I used to have bottle rocket fights with people where we would buy cases (not gross, gross were for people who didn't commit) and fire them at each other as fast as we could. You got to use a garbage can lid as a shield.

I never got a bruise; a few minor burns, but that's it. Ahh, childhood used to be so much fun.

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Holy shit, bad memory.

Few weeks ago, me and a friend were leaving Toys r' Us. He was driving.

I found a bottle rocket. I rolled the window down, and stuck it in the space created. I lit it, and he rolled the window up, thinking he would make it go outside.
It didn't.

So I was sitting there, awestruck at the dwindling fuse on the rocket, which was now aimed approximately at my face.
The only thing I could do was duck and throw my arm up.
I had a bruise the size of a baseball on my arm, and I was deaf, in both ears....for about 5 minutes. My shirt was bloody from where it hit, lol.

I call bullshit on the damage. I've been hit by probably a thousand bottle rockets in my life. I used to have bottle rocket fights with people where we would buy cases (not gross, gross were for people who didn't commit) and fire them at each other as fast as we could. You got to use a garbage can lid as a shield.

I never got a bruise; a few minor burns, but that's it. Ahh, childhood used to be so much fun.

There's a picture on his phone. I'll have him send it to me.

It's just because it went off literally half an inch from my arm right at it, and I KNOW I had to pick something out of my arm afterwards. It was plastic, that's all I know, like splinters.

And the bruise, I bruise really easily. It didn't hurt that bad at all, and the damage wouldn't have been bad if I didn't bruise like that, but I did bleed like crazy, ahah. And the deaf part sucked too.

 

[Regs]

Nitroglycerin plant.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
Definitely not in the rectum.

nothing is a good idea in the rectum

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
Definitely not in the rectum.

nothing is a good idea in the rectum

I'm for poop.

 

[yhelothar]

in the foreskin, BME style
/me wishes he could unsee the video

 

[judasmachine]

oil refinery?

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Holy shit, bad memory.

Few weeks ago, me and a friend were leaving Toys r' Us. He was driving.

I found a bottle rocket. I rolled the window down, and stuck it in the space created. I lit it, and he rolled the window up, thinking he would make it go outside.
It didn't.

So I was sitting there, awestruck at the dwindling fuse on the rocket, which was now aimed approximately at my face.
The only thing I could do was duck and throw my arm up.
I had a bruise the size of a baseball on my arm, and I was deaf, in both ears....for about 5 minutes. My shirt was bloody from where it hit, lol.

shens on the blood/bruise

Agreed. We used to hold them in our hands the entire time & let them explode at the tip of the stick.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: alpineranger
In a grain elevator.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flour_bomb

yip that is no lie. when i was a kid a grain elevator blew up about a mile from my house in Houston. it broke 2 of our windows and knocked a few of my moms collectibles off the wall.


im surprised nobody has posted the vid of the dumbass kid who thought it was a good idea to lauch a bottlerocket out of of his ass.