Name annoying things to do to tela-marketers when they bug you for Stuff

[Iron Woode]

I found something interesting about this issue. There appears to be a federal law involved.

linky

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: conjur
My grandfather uses:

"I can't talk right now, I'm trying to kill Grandma. By the way, do you know what gets blood out of carpet?"

Your grandpa's cool....

 

[Sluggo]

My wife has begun saying:

My Wife: Hello
TM: blah blah blah
My Wife: Can you hold on, there is someone at the door, probably some jerk-off salesman trying to sell me some crap.
She then puts the phone down and goes about her business till the people hang up.

My Wife: Hello
TM: blah blah blah
My Wife: Can you hang on a second, my boyfriend is at the door, and I am REALLY in the mood..
She then puts the phone down and goes about her business till the people hang up.

My Wife: Hello
TM: blah blah blah
My Wife: Can you hang on a second, I have to run to my neighbors house and call the Fire Dept because my oven is on fire, and some jerk-off is tying up my phone line.
She then puts the phone down and goes about her business till the people hang up.

 

[KokomoGST]

Talk to them while doing your business in the bathroom is fun... you can even pretend to have massive diaherrea... *phfhfhfhfhthshthhhshthfsht* :Q

I've tried using EBaum's World's celebrity sound boards for insane laughs... I used the Ahnold one and me and my bro couldn't stop from laughing loud.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: CptObvious
Ask them how the hell they found you on an elevator phone

That's pretty damn funny.

 

[propellerhead]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
My wife has begun saying:

My Wife: Hello
TM: blah blah blah
My Wife: Can you hold on, there is someone at the door, probably some jerk-off salesman trying to sell me some crap.
She then puts the phone down and goes about her business till the people hang up.

My Wife: Hello
TM: blah blah blah
My Wife: Can you hang on a second, my boyfriend is at the door, and I am REALLY in the mood..
She then puts the phone down and goes about her business till the people hang up.

My Wife: Hello
TM: blah blah blah
My Wife: Can you hang on a second, I have to run to my neighbors house and call the Fire Dept because my oven is on fire, and some jerk-off is tying up my phone line.
She then puts the phone down and goes about her business till the people hang up.

Your wife's cool....

 

[scorp00]

My usual response is i'll take your credit card if you come give me a BJ. Never had anyone hang up, most sit there and reason with me trying to still give me a credit card, but without the BJ. I guess it's because I show interest in the credit card? I dunno....never gotten a BJ out of it sadly.

This also works well when people want you to buy alcohol for them.

 

[dabuddha]

could just give your name as georgie and your address as 1600 Pennsylvania Ave