SteveGrabowski
Diamond Member
The highly reviewed game I hate is GTA IV. It seemed like it got 10/10 reviews from everyone and being a huge fan of GTA III, Vice City, and San Andreas I bought it launch day. What a disappointment. The driving is terrible in this game, Niko drives like an old lady. The characters and writing are even worse. I wanted to drive Roman into the harbor every time he called and hearing Niko whine about his life of crime and how he wanted to become a good guy after just shooting 50 people to their deaths was tiring. The missions were about as exciting as closing your sixth Oblivion gate and it didn't have the great side characters I was used to from other GTA games. I played through the entire game because I kept expecting it to get good at some point, but it never did. Then a couple of years ago I figured I'd try this on my PC since I originally played it on 360. I couldn't believe the optimization was so poor. My Xeon E3-1231v3 pretty much cuts through any modern game I throw at it (other than Arma III) but my framerates were often in the forties for a game from 2008. The only redeeming value in this game for me is it was how I discovered Ricky Gervais, thanks to three or four hilarious stand up acts he does in the game. But this game is a 4/10 in my book, and the only reason it gets that is I figure 3/10 and lower should be reserved for games somehow broken. This game isn't buggy (other than PC optimization), it just bores me to death. I hated it so much I waited 3 or 4 months to get GTA V after it came out, fearing I'd get burned again. And I'm someone who bought Vice City, San Andreas, and IV the day they came out. Thankfully GTA V returned the series back to classic status, that game is amazing.
The poorly reviewed game I love is Nier Gestalt. I'm surprised by how many terrible reviews it got. It does start off very slow with boring fetch quests for the first couple of hours, but it makes sense in the story since you're a broke father trying to do anything to hustle a few gold for your sick daughter. The graphics aren't anything to write home about even for last gen. The combat is kind of button mashing. But the soundtrack is awesome and the character development and story is absolute top notch. I think it might have my favorite story of any game I played in the 360/PS3 gen. This game is easily a strong 8.5/10 in my book.
The poorly reviewed game I love is Nier Gestalt. I'm surprised by how many terrible reviews it got. It does start off very slow with boring fetch quests for the first couple of hours, but it makes sense in the story since you're a broke father trying to do anything to hustle a few gold for your sick daughter. The graphics aren't anything to write home about even for last gen. The combat is kind of button mashing. But the soundtrack is awesome and the character development and story is absolute top notch. I think it might have my favorite story of any game I played in the 360/PS3 gen. This game is easily a strong 8.5/10 in my book.