Naked samurai sword wielding killer!

[fs5]

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A naked, samurai sword-wielding martial arts expert screaming, "I'm God! I'm immortal" hacked his wife to death yesterday in a blood-soaked Bronx rampage, police said.

When the madman lunged at police, one cop fired 14 shots - bringing down the suspect but also hitting her partner twice. The cop's vest stopped one bullet from hitting his chest, though another slug penetrated his knee.

Someone should tell that guy you are NOT Tom Cruise!

 

[StageLeft]

Man, that cop really sucks ass at aiming.

 

[newbiepcuser]

Sounds like he thought he was Connor Macleod since he was screaming he was an immortal.

 

[NathanBWF]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Man, that cop really sucks ass at aiming.

 

[Mutilator]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Man, that cop really sucks ass at aiming.

Heh first thing I thought too when I saw that one shot hit his chest, the other his knee.
I'd hate to see where she hit the suspect heh.

 

[theNEOone]

"My brother was a wonderful person; he just had some emotional problems that we're still trying to sort out," Nicole Forbes said.

understatement of the century.


=|

 

[Kaervak]

*waits for people to bitch and moan about how the cop shot and killed a sword weilding maniac instead of just shooting him in the leg*

 

[Mutilator]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
*waits for people to bitch and moan about how the cop shot and killed a sword weilding maniac instead of just shooting him in the leg*

She probably hit him in the leg once or twice.

 

[littleprince]

Was he actualy a samurai? or Just holding a sword???

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
*waits for people to bitch and moan about how the cop shot and killed a sword weilding maniac instead of just shooting him in the leg*

you didn't read the story, the killer isn't dead.
but remember the cop who was shooting sucked at aiming.

 

[TheAudit]

Originally posted by: Mutilator

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Man, that cop really sucks ass at aiming.

Heh first thing I thought too when I saw that one shot hit his chest, the other his knee.
I'd hate to see where she hit the suspect heh.

She actually shot the murderer, who survived, in the leg.

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: NathanBWF

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Man, that cop really sucks ass at aiming.

No kidding...even after firing 14 shots at the suspect..."The wounded cop and suspect were in stable condition last night".............didn't even kill him

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Staley8

Originally posted by: NathanBWF

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Man, that cop really sucks ass at aiming.

No kidding...even after firing 14 shots at the suspect..."The wounded cop and suspect were in stable condition last night".............didn't even kill him

Exactly my thoughts, I think I could do better with my little Beretta (.22 LR).

They should suspend her ass until her shooting improves.

Viper GTS

 

[Kaervak]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: Kaervak
*waits for people to bitch and moan about how the cop shot and killed a sword weilding maniac instead of just shooting him in the leg*

you didn't read the story, the killer isn't dead.
but remember the cop who was shooting sucked at aiming.

Well, I stand corrected. But I'm sure some people will still bitch that the cop shouldn't have shot.

 

[Bryophyte]

Man, I'd like to meet a naked guy who could 'weld' a sword! The burns would be tremendous.

 

[Azraele]

:Q

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Man, I'd like to meet a naked guy who could 'weld' a sword! The burns would be tremendous.

Not getting any action at home, eh???
give me a call :Q

 

[J0hnny]

The naked sword-wielding man was an unemployed computer technician. He was most likely an Anandtech member....who's next?

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Man, I'd like to meet a naked guy who could 'weld' a sword! The burns would be tremendous.

spelling nazi

 

[sygyzy]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Man, that cop really sucks ass at aiming.

Most cops do.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Staley8

Originally posted by: NathanBWF

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Man, that cop really sucks ass at aiming.

No kidding...even after firing 14 shots at the suspect..."The wounded cop and suspect were in stable condition last night".............didn't even kill him

Waits for someone to make the comment about women and firearms...

Seriously though, if I were her CO she's be doing target training for the next month

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Man, that cop really sucks ass at aiming.

He was deflecting the bullets with his sword!

 

[Bulk Beef]

Maybe Schadenfroh did the "job".

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Waits for someone to make the comment about women and firearms...

:|

jerk.

 

[notfred]

People with aim that bad shouldn't be given guns to carry around town.