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[bennylong]

33 years old virgin
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About Me
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First Name:Bang long (under review)
Gender:Man seeking a Woman
Age: 33
Location:Los Angeles, CA
Marital Status:Single - never married
Body Type:Slim
Height:5' 4"
Eyes:Brown
Hair:Black
Ethnicity:Asian
Sense of Humorry / Sarcastic
Social Setting:Comic Relief
TV Watching:News Junkie
Smokingoesn't smoke
Drinkingrinks regularly
Living Situation:Alone
Have Kids:No
Want (more) kids:Yes
Education:College Grad
Employment Status:Full-time
Occupation:Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate
Income:$50,000 to $74,999
Religion:None/Agnostic
Attend Services:Never
Political Views:Middle of the road
Astrology:Taurus
Languages:English
Interests:Watching Sports
In my own words
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I am a 33 years old virgin that have never been with a woman. My clock is ticking and I would like to find someone to marry and start a family, preferable a woman.

No drug addicts need apply

 

[KillyKillall]

yes, leave out the virgin part. No offense, but unless you explain a reason that you're a virgin (i.e. religion), girls will assume it is because you're a reject which is probably not the case.

 

[Buck Armstrong]

I agree. Leave out the "virgin" part. Its the kind of thing that women will judge you for up front, but won't mind at all once they get to know you.

And its just not necessary to volunteer that information.

 

[yowolabi]

Leave out the virgin part, leave out the 5'4" part, leave in the money part, work out in the gym and then change your body type from slim to athletic, cut out the entire description.

But first explain what you mean about "preferable a woman". If it's a joke it would be funnier if the rest of it wasn't so pathetic that we're unsure if you're serious or not.

 

[yhelothar]

I thought you're 4'11?
Lying is not a good way to start a relationship.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
I thought you're 4'11?
Lying is not a good way to start a relationship.

No, I'm 5'2" without shoes, 5'4" with shoes, so I guess I lied about the 5'4" part. Just like those NBA players that say they are 6'9" but they are only 6'6" when measured without shoes.

I'm a chisled man!

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/bennylong...?.dir=15c2scd&.dnm=2710scd.jpg&.src=ph

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

The virgin thing is terrible marketing. It will interest maybe 2% of women and scare off at least 80%. Don't lie about your height, whatever it is. Leave off the "no drug addicts need apply," because there are relatively few female drug addicts, and it makes you sound like a germophobe. You will need to craft a livelier, more creative narrative part of the ad, because (no offense meant) you are kind of at a disadvantage due to your height. You need to better convey your personality if you want to have a chance.

 

[doze]

Bang long

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: yowolabi
Leave out the virgin part, leave out the 5'4" part, leave in the money part, work out in the gym and then change your body type from slim to athletic, cut out the entire description.

But first explain what you mean about "preferable a woman". If it's a joke it would be funnier if the rest of it wasn't so pathetic that we're unsure if you're serious or not.

I'm trying to be consistent. I wrote my humor is "dry and sarcastic."

So the "preferablely a woman" is a dry and sarcastic remark.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: DonVito
The virgin thing is terrible marketing. It will interest maybe 2% of women and scare off at least 80%. Don't lie about your height, whatever it is. Leave off the "no drug addicts need apply," because there are relatively few female drug addicts, and it makes you sound like a germophobe. You will need to craft a livelier, more creative narrative part of the ad, because (no offense meant) you are kind of at a disadvantage due to your height. You need to better convey your personality if you want to have a chance.

Very true. I used Eharmony.com and the woman I went out with wanted someone that wasn't a virgin. My problem is, I'm too honest and upfront. I'm not a good liar.

 

[ultimatebob]

I'm calling shens on this one. No one can be this socially inept, even ATOT members

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
I'm calling shens on this one. No one can be this socially inept, even ATOT members

I'm not socially inept. I tell people at work that I have never been with a woman and they call me a liar because I'm very outgoing and socialable at work. I'm actually the life of every departments that I have worked in. They can't understand why I can't get a woman.

I'm just having a very hard time finding any woman that will go out on a date with me. I'm desperate!

 

[Fenixgoon]

i'd kill the income part, just in case

 

[T9D]

I thought the smilie faces were a nice touch. Warmed it up a little. Except you didn't spell the words correctly after them. Left out a letter. That could make you look uneducated.

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: DonVito
The virgin thing is terrible marketing. It will interest maybe 2% of women and scare off at least 80%. Don't lie about your height, whatever it is. Leave off the "no drug addicts need apply," because there are relatively few female drug addicts, and it makes you sound like a germophobe. You will need to craft a livelier, more creative narrative part of the ad, because (no offense meant) you are kind of at a disadvantage due to your height. You need to better convey your personality if you want to have a chance.

2% sounds like good odds to me. It's better than the 0% he has been getting.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: DonVito
The virgin thing is terrible marketing. It will interest maybe 2% of women and scare off at least 80%. Don't lie about your height, whatever it is. Leave off the "no drug addicts need apply," because there are relatively few female drug addicts, and it makes you sound like a germophobe. You will need to craft a livelier, more creative narrative part of the ad, because (no offense meant) you are kind of at a disadvantage due to your height. You need to better convey your personality if you want to have a chance.

2% sounds like good odds to me. It's better than the 0% he has been getting.

With the right picture that virgin thing may be a good lead in to an ad.

For bennylong...probably just creepy.

 

[imported_Mike]

Being upfront is good. I think what you need to do is to have a one night stand with a chick so you won't be a virgin anymore. Then you can tell women you don't have a lot of sexual experience, but you are not a virgin.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: bennylong
I would like to find someone to marry and start a family, preferable a woman.

No drug addicts need apply

So if a really cute cross dresser shows up at the door you would not turn them away? provided of course they do not use drugs.

 

[PingSpike]

I agree with pretty much everything donvito said.

 

[GasX]

I am a 33 years old virgin that have never been with a woman. My clock is ticking and I would like to find someone to marry and start a family, preferable a woman.
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This pretty much guarantees you will not get a normal person responding which may or may no be good for you.

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
I am a 33 years old virgin that have never been with a woman. My clock is ticking and I would like to find someone to marry and start a family, preferable a woman.

This pretty much guarantees you will not get a normal person responding which may or may no be good for you.
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Yup. You basically just made yourself out to be one of the least desireable men out there. Women don't dig that.
Talk about your personality, and someone with a compatible personality will be attracted.

 

[lokiju]

Are you holding on to your virginity for "the right one" or what?

Seems like you should just take a trip out to the Bunny Ranch and get it out of the way a few times so you're not a virgin since you have a hard time with holding that information from the womens.

Sex IMO isn't a big deal really, but I guess if you're not getting it then it is?

You've got a friendly looking face and if you're as outgoing as you say you are then I see no reason that shouldn't be able to land a date at the least, just have to really take a 3rd person perspective on yourself and how you're portraying yourself to others in the dating area, maybe you expect to fail at it so much that it's strongly coming across to the women you're trying to date also?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
I thought you're 4'11?
Lying is not a good way to start a relationship.

No, I'm 5'2" without shoes, 5'4" with shoes, so I guess I lied about the 5'4" part. Just like those NBA players that say they are 6'9" but they are only 6'6" when measured without shoes.

I'm a chisled man!

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/bennylong...?.dir=15c2scd&.dnm=2710scd.jpg&.src=ph

starting out with a lie. that's a first for an online personal ad. :laugh:

 

[TallBill]

At least you are trying.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: bennylong
33 years old virgin
[ edit intro ]
About Me
[ edit about me ]
First Name:Bang long (under review)
Gender:Man seeking a Woman
Age: 33
Location:Los Angeles, CA
Marital Status:Single - never married
Body Type:Slim
Height:5' 4"
Eyes:Brown
Hair:Black
Ethnicity:Asian
Sense of Humorry / Sarcastic
Social Setting:Comic Relief
TV Watching:News Junkie
Smokingoesn't smoke
Drinkingrinks regularly
Living Situation:Alone
Have Kids:No
Want (more) kids:Yes
Education:College Grad
Employment Status:Full-time
Occupation:Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate
Income:$50,000 to $74,999
Religion:None/Agnostic
Attend Services:Never
Political Views:Middle of the road
Astrology:Taurus
Languages:English
Interests:Watching Sports
In my own words
[ edit description ]

I am a 33 years old virgin that have never been with a woman. My clock is ticking and I would like to find someone to marry and start a family, preferable a woman.

No drug addicts need apply

LMAO

The more I frequent ATOT, the more I realize how great I've got it