My wife loves me

[IronWing]

... more than your's does you.

 

[irishScott]

I'm not married. To quote How I Met Your Mother: Now I'll go do whatever I want, whenever I want to.

 

[OdiN]

Is that marshmallows??? On pie?

What kind?

 

[Sentrosi2121]

No. My wife loves me more than your wife loves me.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Mine got me an autographed copy of Clerks 2, so nah

 

[IEC]

I'll reserve judgment for when I'm married.

 

[hx009]

Originally posted by: OdiN
Is that marshmallows??? On pie?

What kind?

My vote goes for sweet potato. Anything else would be weird.

 

[CrazyLazy]

That looks like marshmallows on top of lasagna...

 

[TallBill]

What the fuck is that?

 

[aesthetics]

What kind of pie is that? I just got an apple one for my dad today. 🙂

 

[funkymatt]

your wife loves me too

 

[Cheesetogo]

Marshmallows on sweet potatoes are great, but that doesn't look like sweet potato. What is it?

 

[LilPima]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
your wife loves me too

and his mom?

 

[OdiN]

No posts back....

His wife didn't love him, poisoned the pie and ran off with her new lover to Jamaica.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: TallBill
What the fuck is that?

^^ This is why no woman cooks for you.

TallBill's Gal: Honey, dinner's ready.
TallBill: What the fuck is that?


Caramel apple pie with walnuts in a homemade graham cracker crumb crust with marshmallows on top.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: TallBill
What the fuck is that?

^^ This is why no woman cooks for you.

TallBill's Gal: Honey, dinner's ready.
TallBill: What the fuck is that?


Caramel apple pie with walnuts in a homemade graham cracker crumb crust with marshmallows on top.

My wife cooks for me all the time. Sorry, but that looks like turkey stuffing with marshmellows on top.

 

[OdiN]

I thought that looked like Apple pie.

Your wife now officially FAILS!

You do not put marshmallows on Apple pie.

 

[MetalMat]

This girls I randomly sleep with love me more than your wife does

 

[aesthetics]

Originally posted by: OdiN
I thought that looked like Apple pie.

Your wife now officially FAILS!

You do not put marshmallows on Apple pie.

You put cool whip on apple pie 🙂

Please, no semen jokes.....

:laugh:

 

[misle]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Caramel apple pie with walnuts in a homemade graham cracker crumb crust with marshmallows on top.

Ah, should have guessed.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
This girls I randomly sleep with love me more than your wife does

False use of the word random.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: OdiN
I thought that looked like Apple pie.

Your wife now officially FAILS!

You do not put marshmallows on Apple pie.

Have you tried it? Didn't think so.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: OdiN
I thought that looked like Apple pie.

Your wife now officially FAILS!

You do not put marshmallows on Apple pie.

Have you tried it? Didn't think so.

He's just mad that his only chance at marriage involves chloroform and a steel pipe.

The pie looks yummy.

 

[Freejack2]

:roll:

That or your wife is trying to make you fat so she can cook you in her oven and eat you like that childs tale.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: OdiN
I thought that looked like Apple pie.

Your wife now officially FAILS!

You do not put marshmallows on Apple pie.

Have you tried it? Didn't think so.

He's just mad that his only chance at marriage involves chloroform and a steel pipe.

The pie looks yummy.

Shit...I need a pipe too?

No wonder this isn't working.