My wife left me alone for the whole weekend

[edro]

2 words... PORN

 

[meltdown75]

:laugh: awesome thread

i second / third / fourth the booze/dope enhanced pr0n f/\pathon!

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
All I have on the agenda so far is:

Lay around in underwear
Ignore dirty dishes
Eat Frosted Flakes
Watch TV

Yep, that about sums in up. Then in the last 6 hours I usually power clean. I'm such a good husband.

 

[jonjonsanfru]

Call up your friends that your wife quit letting you hang out with, get stoned for the first time in 10 years, play some frisbee/catch, order 2 large pizzas (whatever toppings/brand floats your boat), go out to your favorite bar that you haven't been to in 10 years since you got married and have a few brews... rinse, repeat until the wife comes back.

10 years is just an arbitrary point as i know nothing about you, however long since you've been cut off... and don't lie that you haven't, everyone gets cut off at the knees in some way

 

[Hav0k99]

Originally posted by: jonjonsanfru
Call up your friends that your wife quit letting you hang out with, get stoned for the first time in 10 years, play some frisbee/catch, order 2 large pizzas (whatever toppings/brand floats your boat), go out to your favorite bar that you haven't been to in 10 years since you got married and have a few brews... rinse, repeat until the wife comes back.

10 years is just an arbitrary point as i know nothing about you, however long since you've been cut off... and don't lie that you haven't, everyone gets cut off at the knees in some way

/me agrees

 

[rh71]

I just got finished doing that for 2 weeks when she was in Europe.

 

[CrispyFried]

Clean the house and such and put fresh flowers out. She'll bork you to death when she gets home.

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Rent sonz70 for an unforgettable night of gayness

hahahahaha

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: JoeKing
take out penis, wave it around crazily while making whooping sounds.




fin

its called the windmill. I got banned for talking about it once

wow! I didn't know there was actually a term for it!


Windmill eh? I like it. :thumbsup:

--edit--
looking it up at the urbandictionary it appears that my addition of the whooping is still original. Thank god for that!

 

[Amplifier]

Invite over that girl next door you've always liked.

 

[marvdmartian]

KEGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

With an invitation to any local sororities you may have in your area, of course!!

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: jonjonsanfru
Call up your friends that your wife quit letting you hang out with, get stoned for the first time in 10 years, play some frisbee/catch, order 2 large pizzas (whatever toppings/brand floats your boat), go out to your favorite bar that you haven't been to in 10 years since you got married and have a few brews... rinse, repeat until the wife comes back.

10 years is just an arbitrary point as i know nothing about you, however long since you've been cut off... and don't lie that you haven't, everyone gets cut off at the knees in some way

Its 15 years actually

Its not quite that bad, maybe I am only cut off at one knee. I can get around to do all my old stuff, just not so fast that she cant keep an eye on what I am doing.

And the wife is off with her family, so I really dont have to concern myself with any trouble she might be getting into.

Got invited to a B-Day party at some bar, so the weekend is off to a good start.

 

[GroundZero]

pray that she comes back