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My wife just ran into the garage...

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Ime

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I don't have a digi-cam, so I don't have pics to post. Sorry!

She can't drive or park to save her soul!

2 months ago she ran into a deer!

Anyway, I was sitting on the house when I hear a loud CLUNK. Then I hear a long SCREEEEEEEECH. I go running out the the garage, and my wife has hit the side of the garage door frame with the side of her car. She decided that after she hit the frame to give it a little more gas to get loose! :shocked:

I promptly stop her, make her get out of the car, and pull the car out safely.

The white door frame now has dark green paint and a dent and scrape mark, and her car now has a long white streak/scratch on it. She also damaged the passenger-side mirror :disgust:

This is the third time she's done this in 3 months. And she drives a small car, too! arggghhh

Every time she does this, I go and explain and show her how to park properly. She never seems to get it. What drives me nuts is, I drive a mid-sized SUV and have NEVER hit the garage while parking. sheesh.
 
Originally posted by: Ime
She decided that after she hit the frame to give it a little more gas to get loose! :shocked:

sheesh.
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Holy Sheesh :Q


Shes a bad girl and needs a spanking 😱
 
Originally posted by: DougK62
Originally posted by: DaiShan
Women should have neither cars nor computers.
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Just cooking implements?
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In my experience women who cannot drive properly cannot cook properly. There must have been a generation of women that were brainwashed to be complete numbskulls. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
I blame it on the whole lack-of-spatial-orientation thing.
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agreed. whats with bad women drivers? do they not practice enough? I've seen some phenomenal parking jobs by women but others. :😛ullscollar:: is it because it's ok for women not to be good drivers?
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
I'm super-glad people like your wife are out on the roadways. Thanks for sharing.
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Really and they don't know what Turn signals are down here either.

I'm surprised they know what the brake is.
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
I'm super-glad people like your wife are out on the roadways. Thanks for sharing.
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:thumbsup:
I'm sure you're extra happy since you ride your bike on the same roads as her.
 
Tell her to park on the street and under no circumstances come within 20 feet of your garage! Also, it may be wise to instruct her to park in the most remote, deserted parking space at the mall and shopping centers. 😉
 
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: Fausto
I'm super-glad people like your wife are out on the roadways. Thanks for sharing.
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:thumbsup:
I'm sure you're extra happy since you ride your bike on the same roads as her.
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That was pretty much my point. I carry a sh*tload of life insurance in case some brain-dead retard motorist doesn't happen to see the 190-lb guy in brightly-colored spandex that a myopic mole couldn't miss at 500 yards.
 
Originally posted by: DougK62
Originally posted by: DaiShan
Women should have neither cars nor computers.
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Just cooking implements?
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It's not sexist, it's realist. If they could drive worth a sh*t I'd have no problem. I don't agree about computing though; men & women are equally bad at that.

Btw, Ime's garage 😀
 
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