My wife just gave herself a dutch oven

[Sphexi]

She decided to crawl under the blankets and cover her head, I'm at the computer, next thing I know she's cursing and throwing the covers off. Serves her right for not chewing her food properly.

Also, we just picked up our new Nissan Rogue today, wicked nice mini-SUV if anybody is looking...the 31-39mpg doesn't hurt either.

 

[us3rnotfound]

:laugh:

 

[chusteczka]

She appears to be a hot woman who may be waiting for you to stick a bun in her oven.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
She decided to crawl under the blankets and cover her head, I'm at the computer, next thing I know she's cursing and throwing the covers off. Serves her right for not chewing her food properly.

Also, we just picked up our new Nissan Rogue today, wicked nice mini-SUV if anybody is looking...the 31-39mpg doesn't hurt either.

You don't seriously think that food chewing has anything to do with farts, do you?

 

[Baked]

Lies! Females don't fart.

Ps. Pics?

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound
:laugh:

 

[aphex]

Wives can be cool sometimes. Mine asked me if I could kindly remove the 'shrapnel' I left behind in the toilet the other day

 

[z0mb13]

Make sure you dont give her a cleveland steamer!

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Sphexi
She decided to crawl under the blankets and cover her head, I'm at the computer, next thing I know she's cursing and throwing the covers off. Serves her right for not chewing her food properly.

Also, we just picked up our new Nissan Rogue today, wicked nice mini-SUV if anybody is looking...the 31-39mpg doesn't hurt either.

You don't seriously think that food chewing has anything to do with farts, do you?

Didn't your mom ever tell you the whole thing about chewing each bite 20 times before swallowing? Supposedly makes you digest better, and better digestion leads to less farts. All a myth of course, but doesn't stop me from taunting her with it.

Originally posted by: Baked
Lies! Females don't fart.

Ps. Pics?

Oh, they do. It sends shivers up my spine each time it happens. Also, here.

 

[OCGuy]

Ask for a glass-bottom boat.

 

[JohnCU]

you know i didn't even know what that was until a few weeks ago

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Sphexi

Also, here.

Lotta mileage on that woman?

 

[dsity]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Sphexi

Also, here.

Lotta mileage on that woman?

I'm sure. I'd drive the shit out of that.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Baked
Lies! Females don't fart.

I have firsthand experience to prove you wrong.

 

[kt]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
She decided to crawl under the blankets and cover her head, I'm at the computer, next thing I know she's cursing and throwing the covers off. Serves her right for not chewing her food properly.

Also, we just picked up our new Nissan Rogue today, wicked nice mini-SUV if anybody is looking...the 31-39mpg doesn't hurt either.

31-39mpg for the new Nissan Rogue, did you inhaled some of her farts too?

 

[mztykal]

I don't like the grill on the Rogue, but overall it's a "cute" car...

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: dsity

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Sphexi

Also, here.

Lotta mileage on that woman?

I'm sure. I'd drive the shit out of that.

Just watch out.

I hear it swallows a lot of gas when you get it going fast...

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: kt

Originally posted by: Sphexi
She decided to crawl under the blankets and cover her head, I'm at the computer, next thing I know she's cursing and throwing the covers off. Serves her right for not chewing her food properly.

Also, we just picked up our new Nissan Rogue today, wicked nice mini-SUV if anybody is looking...the 31-39mpg doesn't hurt either.

31-39mpg for the new Nissan Rogue, did you inhaled some of her farts too?

This is Canadia, they use Imperial gallons, not US liquid gallons. Sounds stupid, but it makes the numbers higher I know. Sad thing is it's still better than the old car, and it gets us a $1000 rebate from the gov't for buying a fuel efficient car.