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My wife and I think too dirty...

Joemonkey

Joemonkey

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Nearly every night my wife "drives" our 4yo daughter to bed. This means our daughter has her back facing the hallway, my wife grabs her hands, asks our daughter what she wants to be, and then she "drives" her down the hallway (daughter walks backwards, wife walks frontwards while making silly noises)

for example, my daughter will say "a train" and my wife will make "chugga chugga choo choo!" noises all the way down the hall, or my daughter will say "sports car!" and my wife will make revving and shifting noises

tonight my daughter said "motorboat!" and my wife and i looked at each other and started laughing like crazy... our daughter almost got upset that we didn't explain what was so funny
 
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
Nearly every night my wife "drives" our 4yo daughter to bed. This means our daughter has her back facing the hallway, my wife grabs her hands, asks our daughter what she wants to be, and then she "drives" her down the hallway (daughter walks backwards, wife walks frontwards while making silly noises)

for example, my daughter will say "a train" and my wife will make "chugga chugga choo choo!" noises all the way down the hall, or my daughter will say "sports car!" and my wife will make revving and shifting noises

tonight my daughter said "motorboat!" and my wife and i looked at each other and started laughing like crazy... our daughter almost got upset that we didn't explain what was so funny
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should have shown her what it was
 
Originally posted by: Freshgeardude
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
Nearly every night my wife "drives" our 4yo daughter to bed. This means our daughter has her back facing the hallway, my wife grabs her hands, asks our daughter what she wants to be, and then she "drives" her down the hallway (daughter walks backwards, wife walks frontwards while making silly noises)

for example, my daughter will say "a train" and my wife will make "chugga chugga choo choo!" noises all the way down the hall, or my daughter will say "sports car!" and my wife will make revving and shifting noises

tonight my daughter said "motorboat!" and my wife and i looked at each other and started laughing like crazy... our daughter almost got upset that we didn't explain what was so funny
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should have shown her what it was
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Might be a bit hard to do on a 4 year old. 🙁
 
man you guys are a bunch of prudes

if you google

motorboat

the first 4 hits explain it all

i thought it was a pretty damn common thing to do...
 
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
man you guys are a bunch of prudes

if you google

motorboat

the first 4 hits explain it all

i thought it was a pretty damn common thing to do...
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Okay.... I now vaguely remember reading this before. I didn't realize this was a common euphemism though. would never have occurred to me in a situation like that.
 
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
oh i get it



you cant decide whether to make a sound like a 4stroke or a 2stroke?
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LOL!!! 😀

I was confused at what motorboat was too until I read urbandictionary(and I put in motorboat and not motor boat).
 
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