My underwear (briefs) problems...what's a boy to do?

[The Sauce]

Ok, so here's the deal. I'm an average (American) guy of average build with average...erumm..stuff. However, I have been cursed with the love-handles of hell. As a result, whenever I am wearing slacks the waist band on my briefs rolls-up into a tight little roll underneath said love-handles. This results in discomfort and annoyance, and subsequently a continuous readjustment that proceeds throughout the day and is, I would imagine, somewhat unsightly to others.
I was thinking that there has to be some kind of brief out there with some sort of reinforced side beam to prevent the dreaded "roll-up." So, would these sell if they do not already exist?

(Tried to add a figure but it didn't work.)

 

[chiwawa626]

line it with a metal band...

 

[rahvin]

You have more than love handles fatass.

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: rahvin
You have more than love handles fatass.

lol pwn3d

 

[spp]

PICS????

wait. ... wait... i didn't mean that

 

[Atrail]

Originally posted by: rahvin
You have more than love handles fatass.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Just when you thought the personal advice threads couldn't get any worse...

ZV

 

[N8Magic]

Try boxers instead?

 

[rocadelpunk]

could try wearing nothing at all :0

 

[spp]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
could try wearing nothing at all :0

..............................that's it i'm not talking to either of you anymore

 

[The Sauce]

Originally posted by: rahvin
You have more than love handles fatass.

Ok, ok. So i am a little circumferentially challenged. But still, I cant be the only one with this problem.

 

[SilverThief]

NO your not the only one.
Ive tried them all....boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs, thongs (just kidding). They all do the same thing. The only way to get rid of the problem is to obliterate the love handles. Duct tape 2 sticks of dynamite to said love handles and enjoy!

 

[LeeTJ]

don't pull ur underwear up soo high.

what you like those wedgies??

 

[LeeTJ]

Originally posted by: Snatchface

Originally posted by: rahvin
You have more than love handles fatass.

Ok, ok. So i am a little circumferentially challenged. But still, I cant be the only one with this problem.

actually, i don't think "challenged would be correct". challenged would be someone that's too skinny, as in height challenged means too short etc.

 

[KeyserSoze]

circumferentially challenged

HAHAHA. Good one.





KeyserSoze

 

[weezie]

Go commando!

 

[911paramedic]

Maybe support hose with the abdominal squeeze thingy. :Q

 

[BooGiMaN]

try putting some suspenders on them undies!

 

[BatmanNate]

Try free ballin' it.

 

[MrCodeDude]

Go with boxers? I found briefs to be uncomfortable in 8th grade, boxers just feel better.
-- mrcodedude

 

[TallBill]

go commando

 

[compudog]

Originally posted by: spp
PICS???? wait. ... wait... i didn't mean that

ROTFLMAO!!!!

I prefer Fruit of the Loom over Hanes. I am also a fat-ass with the aforementioned "love handles." The Fruity guys don't seem to roll as much as the Hanes. Just my .02 in an otherwise amusing thread.

 

[rival]

im 'large' myself, and i have the same problem, nothin you can really do i dont think, get a bigass corset maybe and then call yourself a sissy..

 

[Mandrill]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Just when you thought the personal advice threads couldn't get any worse...

ZV

lmao

 

[eakers]

low cut bikini briefs?


(oh god the mental images)