My TOILET is stucked

Bluga

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[edited] Sorry, I can flush my toilet, But the water will spill out, i've try many different methods but still don't work.

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ArkAoss

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inset head, and inhale, no wait wrong directions, uh use a plunger. if no plunger, uh you is stuck, try uh forcing a garden house down their, should be stiff enough yet plaible to curve, maybe, but it'd be messy


again this reminds me of some one whos sig is - one day a forum member will get robbed and post here before calling the police, that was formed from a post of isla's when she drank xmas tree fluid
 

Windogg

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Goto Taco Bell and eat 10 Chalupas. Ask them to make it with improperly cooked meat (ever notice the meat looks like cat food?), moldy lettuce, brown tomatoes, and special sauce that's been fermenting in a warm room (80F or more is good). Then take a 5 pound megadump. Hopefully the weight of everything will force whatever is clogging up the toilet through. Hey, gravity helped the Romans move water through the aqeducts. Now use it to unclog you toilet.

Windogg
 

bigbootydaddy

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lol @ windogg.

this forum one day will get me fired. its all quiet in the cubicals...all of a sudden you hear me lol.

sheesh
 

Azraele

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Windogg: taco bell gets their meat from Alpo Company, the one that makes dogfood.
 

Wangel

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Take a wire hanger, unfold into a straight piece and shove that up your A$$, whoops, I mean up the toilet.
 

geno

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Boil some water and dump it down there, use at least 2 big potfuls, and flush it. Usually works for me.
 

Electric Amish

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Yeah, be a real man and shove your hand down there and see what's clogging it up! Just don't get your hand stuck. ;)

I had this problem when I first moved into the house I live in now. Stuck my hand down there to find a key-ring with half a dozen or so keys on it left by the previous owner...:)

amish
 

spaceman

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plunger,if not that try a snake like people were mentioning,if not that go into the basement and open the sewer valve,try the snake from this direction,they also make an attachment for a garden hose that looks like a cloth bag werx pretty well too.
you can also try draino but be careful :eek:
 

Wingnut

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Let it overflow! It'll fix itself eventually!

Really though, I agree... sometimes nothing works like your hand! ;)
 

Mutilator

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For all you people that unclog your toilets with your hands... do you even bother using toilet paper? Why? :p Just wipe with your hand and then fling it off... just remember to wash your hands afterwards. ;)