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My toe...

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MithShrike

Diamond Member
...is swollen. I'm very short, yet I am about five inches taller than my sister and mother. I put something on the highest shelf in our cupboards to keep my mother and sister from eating it. So, when I went to get it for lunch today I had to choose between standing on the counter or jumping to get. I now wish that I had stood on the counter. As I jumped for this foodstuff I had to hop a few times. On my last jump, in which I succeeded in grabbing my target, I landed on the toe right next to my big toe... and it is now sprained or something. After I realized that I had landed on my toe I started hopping in the air and in a circle all the while yelling, 'Son of a bitch!' repeatedly. Well, I thought you guys might want to know.
 
That's what you get for beign a greedy little SOB. 😉

<--- Almost cut off the last digit of his pinky at 8, doing something similar . . ..
 
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