My toe...

[MithShrike]

...is swollen. I'm very short, yet I am about five inches taller than my sister and mother. I put something on the highest shelf in our cupboards to keep my mother and sister from eating it. So, when I went to get it for lunch today I had to choose between standing on the counter or jumping to get. I now wish that I had stood on the counter. As I jumped for this foodstuff I had to hop a few times. On my last jump, in which I succeeded in grabbing my target, I landed on the toe right next to my big toe... and it is now sprained or something. After I realized that I had landed on my toe I started hopping in the air and in a circle all the while yelling, 'Son of a bitch!' repeatedly. Well, I thought you guys might want to know.

 

[Schadenfreude]

That's what you get for beign a greedy little SOB.

<--- Almost cut off the last digit of his pinky at 8, doing something similar . . ..

 

[dabuddha]

Another Darwin award candidate.

 

[bleeb]

You know what they say about small people....














Big Ambitionz

 

[notfred]

Don't be short next time and you wont have this problem.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: notfred
Don't be short next time and you wont have this problem.

. . .yeah!

. . ..

 

[MithShrike]

Originally posted by: notfred
Don't be short next time and you wont have this problem.

Heh. BTW how did you find those swimsuit pics notfred?

 

[DaveSimmons]

Bone saw!