my three movie reviews

CasioTech

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Oct 1, 2000
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1. Hostle was kinda short and stupid, not so gory, and not as much nudity as some at'er said, but it touched on black market organ theivery/torture for americans overseas. 3/5




2. Another vampire movie, with the 6' tall exsupermodel kristana lokken<sp?>, the vampires were so weak in this movie, just like regular humans, wtf? 3/5




3. It's another 40-y/o virgin like comedy with masturbation scenes, etc. Pretty damn funny tho.. 5/5 for a comedy.




No more worth noting here..
 

Mrvile

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Oct 16, 2004
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I'm surprised Bloodrayne even did so well...

And Hostel got a B- from the critics, I was also surprised.
 

Queasy

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Aug 24, 2001
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BloodRayne 3/5? You give that movie too much credit.
 

Malak

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Dec 4, 2004
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If Quentin has his name on it, I avoid it like the plague.

And you described all the reasons I don't want to see Grandma's Boy. Without watching it I'd rate it -204/5