My TEACHER IS FUNNY!...

[mztykal]

...today is the first day I could leave my house because I had the flu for the past 6 days. Well I go to my class today (ICS101, it's a filler class) and my teacher is funny.

He's teaching us how a computer works and he's sooooo funny. Damn I love taking computer class at school!

 

[Noirish]

ha.
ha.
ha.

 

[mztykal]

I'm having fun with this too!

Teacher: if you save a file on a floppy it's a "file".
Teacher: but if you save it back to the computer it's a folder.

LMFAO!

 

[pyonir]

wtf, are you in class right now?

 

[jobberd]

Did they give you morphine to fight that flu of yours or sumthin?

 

[FuZoR]

umm... did i miss something?
NEF!

 

[mztykal]

OMG!

He just said "people buy computers!"

PLEASE TELL ME HE'S LYING!




And yes, I am in class right now.

 

[pyonir]

wish i could sit in class and be on ATOT, i'm jealous. Raise your hand and ask your teach what a "modem" is. that should get some laughs. oh and by the way, i think it's time you update your smiley face in your sig...i mean it's been like two months!

 

[mztykal]

Now he's explaining to us what the floppy part in floppy disc means!

Boy I'm gonna hve fun in this class!

 

[ILikeSprite]

hahahahahaha....... NO

 

[mztykal]

Ok, he just broke a 5.25" floppy.

YOU BASTARD! :|

 

[Beau]

<< Ok, he just broke a 5.25" floppy. YOU BASTARD! :| >>

Aren't those on the endangered species list?

 

[mztykal]

I know!

He fvcking rips one open and goes "this is why it's a floppy".

:|

 

[worth]

Ask him how a monitor works.

 

[notfred]

mztykal has now been put on my "computer morons" list, just for signing up for this class.

 

[mztykal]

Damn you're too late!

He's teaching us how Microsoft Word uses the extension ".doc" to save files as. LOL!

Damn I love this. I had sooo much fun in 100E I took this, but this takes the cake.

 

[audiophan]

don't tell me you have computers with drives to accept a 5.25 floppy!

 

[Zenmervolt]

Why even bother to rip a 5.25" floppy open? The things are floppy anyway. It's the 3.5" diskettes that are hard. I once had a teacher ask me what I meant by "diskette", I had to explain that "disk" is short for "diskette". Hmmm, that gives me an idea, next time you have class, ask the teacher what the difference is between a "disk" and a "diskette".

ZV

 

[MajesticMoose]

why the hell are you in a class that stupid?

m00se

 

[mztykal]

No, we have kinda new systems (P3 600's). They're non oc though. I already tried last year.

 

[bootymac]

ask him what a cd is

 

[zsouthboy]

Hehe......I've taken computer lit 2 times....twice in junior high...........the teacher didn't know anything, she just knew what they happened to put in the book, she obviously didn't know anything.


I just sat back and relaxed...Talk about an easy A.....although her asking ME incessant questions started to get on my nerves.

zs

 

[HappyFace]

Raise your hand, then look around sheepishly and ask, "Explain what CMOS is, how to operate it, set the slave and master on the drives, and duel boot the system with Linux and Windows 2000. By the way, explain in technical terms how a mouse works."

I'll bet he gets an expression somewhat like this and faints!