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Originally posted by: EngenZerO
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: EngenZerO
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: EngenZerO
Originally posted by: malcontent
They did a good job on that tat. Now, what you gonna get on your other arm? Can't walk around unbalanced.
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i was actually thinking n00b or pwn3d or nef++.
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Just curious.

Do you have a gf?
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not any longer... we broke up a while back...
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You know how many masturbation jokes can be made if on one arm it says 1337 and on another one it says n00b?

Do you really think youll land a girl with this etched into your arm?
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never had problems landing girls before... so who knows...
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Yeah because before you were normal and not some freaky-deeky nerd with '1337' on your arm.

Think about how a girl would react in the bedroom to this...

Her: Whats that, hun?
You: Oh that? Its a tattoo of "Leet". It's slang on the internet that means you are the greatest at whatever you happen to be doing. Mainly used in video games. Usually people type something like "I are teh leet". Underneath that is the barcode for "Leet". Awesome huh?
Her: (puts clothes back on) I uh... gotta go.
 
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: EngenZerO
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: EngenZerO
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: EngenZerO
Originally posted by: malcontent
They did a good job on that tat. Now, what you gonna get on your other arm? Can't walk around unbalanced.
Click to expand...

i was actually thinking n00b or pwn3d or nef++.
Click to expand...

Just curious.

Do you have a gf?
Click to expand...

not any longer... we broke up a while back...
Click to expand...

You know how many masturbation jokes can be made if on one arm it says 1337 and on another one it says n00b?

Do you really think youll land a girl with this etched into your arm?
Click to expand...


never had problems landing girls before... so who knows...
Click to expand...

Yeah because before you were normal and not some freaky-deeky nerd with '1337' on your arm.

Think about how a girl would react in the bedroom to this...

Her: Whats that, hun?
You: Oh that? Its a tattoo of "Leet". It's slang on the internet that means you are the greatest at whatever you happen to be doing. Mainly used in video games. Usually people type something like "I are teh leet". Underneath that is the barcode for "Leet". Awesome huh?
Her: (puts clothes back on) I uh... gotta go.
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ok...
 
Originally posted by: malcontent
They did a good job on that tat. Now, what you gonna get on your other arm? Can't walk around unbalanced.
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a bunny with a pancake on his head should even that out.
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: malcontent
They did a good job on that tat. Now, what you gonna get on your other arm? Can't walk around unbalanced.
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a bunny with a pancake on his head should even that out.
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"I have no idea what I'm doing, so I tatoo'd a bunny with a pancake on his head on my arm"
 
you put it in the wrong location. for that kind of tattoo, you need to put it above your ass crack like girls do. because it is so... how should I put it. ....
 
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
If that's really you/your tattoo.. Dubbing yourself as 1337 makes you not 1337 at all. In fact, it makes you a n00b.
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Now "n00b" would have been an awesome tattoo! 😀
 
I've been out drinkin with the boys again
Sorry I'm calling after 2 a.m.

There's something that I need to say to you
I know it's late
But this can't wait
I just got a new tattoo

One love and a, one woman
You're my new tattoo
Tonight is the very first night of my life with you Until the day I die
I promise it's true
Everyone will see my new tattoo

Tonight I saw your face up in the stars Stumbled here to paint you on my arm
There's something that I need to say to you
So I wrote this song
Cause you belong
Right here on my new tattoo
One love and a, one woman

You're my new tattoo
Tonight is the very first night of my life with you Until the day I die
I promise it's true
Everyone will see my

I don't want to see us fade away
I don't want to be without you another day
I could be your Dorian Gray
I won't fade away
No, I won't fade away

One love and a, one woman
You're my new tattoo
Tonight is the very first night of my life with you One love and a, one woman
You're my new tattoo
Tonight is the very first night I'll spend with you
Yeah-ah
Don't wanna be without my new tattoo
Yeah-aahh Yeah
 
unbelievable.

tell me, do you have a cabbage patch kid on your right shoulder blade? wait, wait... a Pikachu on your ankle?

i'd advise you to come up with some BS meaning for 1337, quick. trying to explain that one is just... wow
 
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