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My Superhuman Power - *Confirmed?*

CPA

CPA

Elite Member
I have discovered my Superhuman Power:

I am able to detect the sex of an unborn child. This insight requires me to lay a hand on the belly of the pregnant mother. Creepy? Yeah, but I'm 6 for 6 over the last 10 years. Yeah, this may not be a large enough sample population, but you try finding pregnant women who will let you feel their belly.

Any case, I was correct on all 3 of my kids (for those interested, my 4th kid (the oldest) comes from my wife's previous marriage), and this morning I found out our department's Executive Assistant had a boy - which I had visioned 2 months ago (I had correctly visioned two other pregnancies in years' past). This, even after she told me later that the doctor's said it was going to be a girl. No one, not even doctors, can defeat my Power!
 
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.
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Only because they are unsure they are having it.
 
Originally posted by: DaShen
Even flipping a quarter can get 6 Heads in a row. 😉 😛
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Do not question my Superhuman Power with your probability theory nonsense.
 
Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.
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Only because they are unsure they are having it.
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lol, ouch
 
Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.
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Only because they are unsure they are having it.
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Exactly! This makes it so much more convenient for hi.....uh...I mean her 😱
 
We meet again Unborn Child Sex Detector... Yes it's me, Restraining Order Man. I received a call from Super Distressed Woman about a crazed man grabbing every fat women in sight claiming to know the sex of their baby. I've already alerted Parole Officer Guy and the Super Sheriff's Department to your misdeeds. You are going back to jail dirtbag.
 
Unborn Child Sex Detector, face your doom! My unearthly ability to predict the winner of elections* will outshine yours! I will crush you, see you driven before me, and will hear the lamentation of your women!













* Ability limited to select parts of Africa, Korea and the Middle East where between 0 and 1 candidates are eligible.
 
Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.
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Only because they are unsure they are having it.
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ZING! 😀
 
Originally posted by: yllus
Unborn Child Sex Detector, face your doom! My unearthly ability to predict the winner of elections* will outshine yours! I will crush you, see you driven before me, and will hear the lamentation of your women!


* Ability limited to select parts of Africa, Korea and the Middle East where between 0 and 1 candidates are eligible.
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:laugh:
 
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