My Superhuman Power - *Confirmed?*

[CPA]

I have discovered my Superhuman Power:

I am able to detect the sex of an unborn child. This insight requires me to lay a hand on the belly of the pregnant mother. Creepy? Yeah, but I'm 6 for 6 over the last 10 years. Yeah, this may not be a large enough sample population, but you try finding pregnant women who will let you feel their belly.

Any case, I was correct on all 3 of my kids (for those interested, my 4th kid (the oldest) comes from my wife's previous marriage), and this morning I found out our department's Executive Assistant had a boy - which I had visioned 2 months ago (I had correctly visioned two other pregnancies in years' past). This, even after she told me later that the doctor's said it was going to be a girl. No one, not even doctors, can defeat my Power!

 

[bonkers325]

50/50

 

[MisterJackson]

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[CPA]

Originally posted by: bonkers325
50/50

Hey, DO NOT QUESTION MY SUPERHUMAN POWER OR I WILL USE IT AGAINST YOU!

 

[MyThirdEye]

A real Superman can surpass 18 years of Child Support.

 

[Fritzo]

I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.

 

[DaShen]

Even flipping a quarter can get 6 Heads in a row.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.

Only because they are unsure they are having it.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: DaShen
Even flipping a quarter can get 6 Heads in a row.

Do not question my Superhuman Power with your probability theory nonsense.

 

[glenn beck]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.

Only because they are unsure they are having it.

lol, ouch

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.

Only because they are unsure they are having it.

Exactly! This makes it so much more convenient for hi.....uh...I mean her

 

[Gibson486]

I guess this power came from countless hours of being a CPA. Do the GAAP rules help your power?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

We meet again Unborn Child Sex Detector... Yes it's me, Restraining Order Man. I received a call from Super Distressed Woman about a crazed man grabbing every fat women in sight claiming to know the sex of their baby. I've already alerted Parole Officer Guy and the Super Sheriff's Department to your misdeeds. You are going back to jail dirtbag.

 

[manowar821]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: bonkers325
50/50

Hey, DO NOT QUESTION MY SUPERHUMAN POWER OR I WILL USE IT AGAINST YOU!

You cannot use said power against me, for I am not pregg0rz.

 

[Aikouka]

Have you met this guy yet?

http://z.about.com/d/tvdramas/1/0/O/D/hero-sendram.jpg

 

[yllus]

Unborn Child Sex Detector, face your doom! My unearthly ability to predict the winner of elections* will outshine yours! I will crush you, see you driven before me, and will hear the lamentation of your women!













* Ability limited to select parts of Africa, Korea and the Middle East where between 0 and 1 candidates are eligible.

 

[moshquerade]

i think you just like to touch the pregnant bellies.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I am able to detect sex. I have never failed in being able to tell when I'm having it. I am then able to relay this information to my partner.

Only because they are unsure they are having it.

ZING!

 

[NuclearNed]

Have you filled out your application for the Justice League yet?

 

[PepePeru]

what a lame superpower.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: yllus
Unborn Child Sex Detector, face your doom! My unearthly ability to predict the winner of elections* will outshine yours! I will crush you, see you driven before me, and will hear the lamentation of your women!


* Ability limited to select parts of Africa, Korea and the Middle East where between 0 and 1 candidates are eligible.

:laugh:

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
what a lame superpower.

So, Mr. Wizard, what's your Superpower? huh, huh?

 

[Chryso]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i think you just like to touch the pregnant bellies.

Who doesn't?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: bonkers325
50/50

exactly....its not like you have tons of choices to choose from...

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
what a lame superpower.

You're just jealous, Mr Hatin' On The SuperPeople.