My smirnoff has frozen solid in my little dorm freezer

NuclearFusi0n

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cant get a damn ounce or two out of it

what should i do? i thought it couldn't freeze in a normal freezer...
 

compuwiz1

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If it froze, it's not pure Vodka. Are you sure someone has not been drinking it, then adding water to make you think nobody has been drinking it? :Q
 

CSMOOTH

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Nah, be careful.... you don't want to waste a drop.
And what is up with that? I thought that it was not possible to normally freeze alcohol???
 

stev0

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get the bottle out... let it sit out in the room and thaw for a while... soo as there is some vodka floating around, do it deftones style :D
 

NuclearFusi0n

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Originally posted by: compuwiz1
If it froze, it's not pure Vodka. Are you sure someone has not been drinking it, then adding water to make you think nobody has been drinking it? :Q

roommate? :confused:

i'll check it out
 

NuclearFusi0n

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Originally posted by: CSMOOTH
Yeah, kick his scranny @ss....You know that he has been drinking your stuff... :|

there is actually one other guy that could have done this, i'll check it out
 

Mill

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Are we talking Smirnoff Vodka or Ice. The Vodka should not freeze unless someone has been adding water. I would be very pissed.
 

NuclearFusi0n

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Originally posted by: Millenium
Are we talking Smirnoff Vodka or Ice. The Vodka should not freeze unless someone has been adding water. I would be very pissed.

vodka, of course
 

CSMOOTH

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Get the rope handy someone is gonna hang for this. There is no way in hell that Vodka will ever freeze under normal freezer conditions. I have a bottle here in my freezer. Hold on I think that I am gonna have a shot to make sure that it not frozen (I'll be right back :) )
 

MaxDSP

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Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n1
Originally posted by: Millenium
Are we talking Smirnoff Vodka or Ice. The Vodka should not freeze unless someone has been adding water. I would be very pissed.

vodka, of course

ugh...."Life's too short to drink the cheap stuff"



Go buy some grey goose or ketel one...:D
 

NuclearFusi0n

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Originally posted by: CSMOOTH
Get the rope handy someone is gonna hang for this. There is no way in hell that Vodka will ever freeze under normal freezer conditions. I have a bottle here in my freezer. Hold on I think that I am gonna have a shot to make sure that it not frozen (I'll be right back :) )

have fun ;)
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n1
Originally posted by: Millenium
Are we talking Smirnoff Vodka or Ice. The Vodka should not freeze unless someone has been adding water. I would be very pissed.

vodka, of course

Someone is drinking your stuff man. I had a bottle of Smirnoff in the freezer for two weeks. It doesn't freeze. Raise hell right now. Kick you roomate out of bed and grill him. It is really fvkced up to steal alcohol. I think you get the death penalty in Bama.
 

frizzlefry

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did someone mention ketel one? :D my friend works there. hehehe. trying to find out how much a case of 1 L bottles will be :D

and yes, that is the best vodka i have had. :) so smooth. so clean. so damn good.
 

mchammer187

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are u talking about smirnoff vodka or those girly drinks

if its vodka than it will not freeze if its the latter than it will
 

CSMOOTH

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Yeah, I'm with millenium on this one......
That is up there with stealing your friends money or girlfriend.... there is no shame when someone steals your al-key-hall.
And damn.... that shot was smooth (and still in the liquid state ) :D
 

EvilYoda

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heh, I got a bottle of Smirnoff Twist (lime), Parrot Bay and Absolut (100%) in the fridge.........that sh*t ain't freezin unless I have a subzero fridge that I crank all the way down. :)

And I couldn't afford Grey Goose this weekend. :(
 

ChefJoe

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Ethanol melts/freezes at ?114.1°C

If water does so at 0 C then you could assume a 50/50 mixture would have to be colder than a freezer is capable of going to in order to freeze it solid. -20 is pretty much the limit of a "really good home freezer"

 
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Translation - you lost a LOT of alcohol there in order for it to freeze solid.

Thaw liquid. Pour it out since it's mostly worthless now. Or add lemon and call it Smirnoff Ice. :D

Holding neck, break bottle. Choose sharpest edge.

And I don't think I should have to say what comes next. :D

- M4H
 

Jzero

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Tanqueray Vodka is where it's at. Trouble is nobody even realizes that Tanqueray MAKES vodka, so they don't even bother trying it. They stick to GG and Ketel One, which keeps the price to a dull roar...more expensive than some other vodkas, but not too too rough.

In my freezer right now I have:
Bombay Sapphire
Seagram's lime-twist dry gin
Smirnoff
Citron

None of it is frozen, nor will it.

Somebody's been messing with your juice!
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Replace it with cleaning alcohol. If the police arrest you for manslaughter someone was indeed drinking it.