My skin is oozing fluid.

[Perknose]

Did I post, or did you get to the part where I tried to talk the shrink into blowing me or at least a handy?

So . . . what you're saying is that you still had skin in the game?

 

[crashtech]

You mean the skin boat to tuna town was still raring to go?

 

[Darwin333]

So . . . what you're saying is that you still had skin in the game?

More accurately I was trying to get some skin on my game

My mistake was trying it out on a shrink of all people.

 

[Perknose]

More accurately I was trying to get some skin on my game

My mistake was trying it out on a shrink of all people.

Shrinkage!

 

[Darwin333]

Shrinkage!

Hey man, cut me some slack, I was on a godly amount of drugs and they kept it cold in the burn unit for obvious reasons!

 

[highland145]

More accurately I was trying to get some skin on my game

My mistake was trying it out on a shrink of all people.

Midget sex? giggity.

 

[Darwin333]

Midget sex? giggity.

A psychologist silly, I didn't develop my lust for midgets until later in life.

 

[highland145]

A psychologist silly, I didn't develop my lust for midgets until later in life.

Too bad you couldn't spell that in your drug addled state and hit up the proctologist instead.

 

[Perknose]

Too bad you couldn't spell that in your drug addled state and hit up the proctologist instead.

Proctologist > psychologist. Proctologists have a probe deeply into the human condition.

 

[Darwin333]

Too bad you couldn't spell that in your drug addled state and hit up the proctologist instead.

Well they weren't sending proctologists up to talk to me and I wasn't in the least bit mobile at that point.

 

[highland145]

Proctologist > psychologist. Proctologists have a probe deeply into the human condition.

Woah, resident expert?

 

[highland145]

Well they weren't sending proctologists up to talk to me and I wasn't in the least bit mobile at that point.

Whatever soothes your conscience.

Want a hug?

 

[Perknose]

Woah, resident expert?

I dabble. Took a DeVry course. It was really . . . hands on.

 

[highland145]

I dabble. Took a DeVry course. It was really . . . hands in.

fty

 

[Darwin333]

Whatever soothes your conscience.

Want a hug?

Please. From your wife though

 

[highland145]

Please. From your wife though

Just put your face in the pillow.

Dang, mouthy gits.

 

[shortylickens]

My fluid is oozing skin.

 

[Darwin333]

Just put your face in the pillow.

Dang, mouthy gits.

That is usually her move so she doesn't wake you up

 

[highland145]

That is usually her move so she doesn't wake you up

Don't lie, princess. Judgement isn't my style.

 

[Darwin333]

Don't lie, princess. Judgement isn't my style.

Oh sweetie I ain't lying, she can get quite loud as you may, or may not, know.