My silly thread of the day- list dirty words that aren't.

[AstroManLuca]

Also I giggle inside every time a football commentator talks about the offensive line opening "huge, gaping holes" or the defense getting "penetration."

 

[darkewaffle]

Weenis

Though I don't think that's a real one

 

[Pardus]

He shoved his ramrod up the barrel of the rifle.

A ramrod is a metal device used with early firearms to push the projectile up against the propellant (mainly gunpowder). It is also commonly referred to as a "scouring stick". The ramrod was used with muzzle-loading weapons such as muskets and cannons, and was usually held in a notch underneath the barrel.

 

[akugami]

formication

 

[FeuerFrei]

uvula

peccadilloes

 

[KeithTalent]

/chsst! We are running out of Bort license plates in the gift shop. Repeat: we need more Bort license plates in the gift shop! /chsst!

I'm sorry, were you speaking to my son? Bort?

Thank you gentlemen. :thumbsup:

KT

 

[Drako]

Titmouse

 

[twinrider1]

bifurcate

 

[marmasatt]

This is a fantastic thread. My contribution:

Collared peccary

 

[KeithTalent]

Speculoos

KT

 

[Bryophyte]

Manhole
Pulled pork
Beef jerky

 

[Drako]

Fish Taco

 

[Jeff7]

Studs?

 

[linuxboy]

What a cockamamie thread. In your place, I would have this rectified post haste. We don't want to get the law involved, what with their subpoena and habeus corpus. To conclude with the tittle on the 'i' of this post, I shall spelunk once more into the depths of meaning and bid you, the dictator of this thread adieu. You, master of puns, are as rare as the blue-footed booby.

Cheers !

 

[Perknose]

twaddle

philatelist

hornswoggle

 

[RedRooster]

Cork soaker

 

[Jeff7]

Impudence.

Red-breasted sapsucker.

 

[feralkid]

Blown tranny.