My shower is too short

[Nebor]

You never know when you'll need to defend yourself.

 

[Leros]

i hope that's a cookie :ninja:

Looks like chocolate chip, one of the few cookies appropriate for shower-time consumption

 

[Sephire]

This reminds me I need to buy a new one. Any brand recommendation?

 

[moshquerade]

This reminds me I need to buy a new one. Any brand recommendation?

not really, just make sure it has a pulsating setting.

 

[alfa147x]

lol BoomerD went off on the OP

 

[MotF Bane]

Solution: move out of mommy and daddy's house.

Loser.

Edit: And get a hair cut, you damn hippie!

Edit2: Fapping to the thought of schneiderguy in the shower doesn't make me gay, does it?

Nothing gay about fapping to females.

 

[schneiderguy]

Edit2: Fapping to the thought of schneiderguy in the shower doesn't make me gay, does it?

Nope, I've been known to turn straight men gay. I'm just really sexy.