My Senior Ball: Cancelled due to a Senior Prank **HAHA - IT MADE FARK.com**

zippy

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To understand my school, there are two "houses" that are adjoined by an overpass (or you can go under the overpass and outside between the houses :)). House 1 has the auditorium and the English/Social Studies departments. House 2 has the Math/Science departments.

I get to school today and there are janitors and construction workers carting desks from the foyer outside the auditorium to the other side of House 1 where the classrooms are. What the hell? So I got to my homeroom and lo and behold, no desks. Hah, nice - a senior prank. All of the desks in House 1 were moved to the foyer, except for those in one or two classrooms, and stacked to the ceiling. 15 feet high, 40 feet deep - 600 desks total. I didn't see it, but they just did a news report about it. Apparently, to top it off whoever did it chained the desks together and put a padlock on.

Anyway, even starting in homeroom there are rumors that the administration is so pissed that they will cancel our Senior Ball. Yeah, so that's what happened. Until the perpetrators of this (pretty amusing) prank come forward there is no Senior Ball. It was scheduled for June 7.

Also, since moving desks is not in the job description for the janitors and especially not for the construction workers (renovating/expanding the guidance office) they have to be paid overtime. That money is coming out of the Senior Treasury.

I say no harm no foul. The reporter quoted some of the administration as saying that it was a fire hazard, one of the walls in the foyer is big plate glass windows and that those could have been broken, and that some of the desks toppled when they took off the chains (which I highly doubt happened btw). But still, nothing really went wrong. Just a few feet to the odd desk and a scratch here or there on the surface of the desk - that's the extent of the damage really. I don't know, it just seems like a big time overreaction. I guess another big issue is the fact that someone must have a copy of the master key for the school. Whoever did this got in on Memorial Day, when the school is locked, and also opened doors in two different departments - each department has its own key.

My prediction is that Senior Ball will happen anyway - regardless of whether the people that did this come forward or not. Frankly it wasn't a 'Senior Prank' because no one knew about it beforehand and no one that I have talked to has any clue who did it. So it seems more like a prank pulled by a few and that the rest of us are getting the shaft for it. But on to my reasons why Ball will off anyway. My school's administration has a history of backing down to parents. They are whipped. I live in a pretty affluent area and there is nothing that the administration is more afraid of than wealthy, angry parents - especially ones that shelled out a lot of money that they won't be getting back for their kid's Ball. Further, kids that are paying for it on their own really get the shaft the hardest.

Yeah, I just found this somewhat amusing. I mean, I admit it was kinda over the top with the chain/padlock, but nothing really bad came of it. I can understand why the administration was pissed - but that pissed? Two years ago the senior got a crazy amount of sand, put it in a little courtyard with beach chairs and big umbrellas. It was all cleaned up before anyone saw it (there is still some sand in the courtyard) but the people that did it didn't get in really big trouble and nothing was cancelled.
 

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All I can say is I'm :( for you and your senior ball zippy as w/o Cliff Note's I can't read the entire post.
 

erikiksaz

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That's pretty cool. The senior prank for my school should involve crickets, LOTS of them. Mayhem will ensue :evil:
 

GoingUp

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We had a group of students put up a brick wall in the middle of a hallway during a night
 

boggsie

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No diplomas for anybody, until the perp's are apprehended.

Couldn't be enforced, but is deserved, nontheless.

:p
 

johnjohn320

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School administrations are comprised of idiots. This is exemplified by my school getting shut down for a year and half because of "building health" problems they covered up for the past 15 years. But that's another story. The fact is, if a kid streaks through the commons and gets caught, or plays any senior prank, no matter how innocent, and gets caught, they are suspended and not allowed to partcipate in their own graduation.
 

zippy

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When my mom saw it on the news she said something like, "They were a pretty industrious bunch. 600 desks? I bet that was the most hard work these kids have ever put forth." :p

Yeah, it was a really impressive prank. Very well planned, tremendously well executed, and pretty damn funny.

Haha - a brick wall? Very nice. :)

I've heard of the crickets prank - that's a classic.
 

GoingUp

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
We had a group of students put up a brick wall in the middle of a hallway during a night

Sweet. Like with mortar and everything?

yea, the only downfall was they did it during the week instead of over a weekend, so the mortar hadnt completely dried..... wall was about 4 feet tall though and the entire length of the hallway
 

Also, since moving desks is not in the job description for the janitors and especially not for the construction workers (renovating/expanding the guidance office) they have to be paid overtime. That money is coming out of the Senior Treasury.
Wait, they get paid to maintain the building, but that does not include moving desks? What kind of janitor is that?
 

DaveSimmons

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Blame your parents -- it's their media-fueled hysteria at work. Without "zero tolerance!!" they're sure you'll become heroin addicts and and everyone else's kid will bring in guns and go postal. Either that or get hopped up on goofballs.
 

zippy

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Originally posted by: SammySon
Also, since moving desks is not in the job description for the janitors and especially not for the construction workers (renovating/expanding the guidance office) they have to be paid overtime. That money is coming out of the Senior Treasury.
Wait, they get paid to maintain the building, but that does not include moving desks? What kind of janitor is that?
Not a friggin clue. I know the janitors in House 2 as I have been on my school's Science Olympiad team for the last 3 years and we were frequently at school till late at night - they're really nice guys. The House 1 guys are kinda assholes - always looked pissed off and never friendly. The guys in House 2 stop by and talk to us and are really nice. Anyway, I don't know how it works, but maybe because it wasn't a scheduled thing they had to do? I dunno. Maybe it cut into their other responsibilities so they had to stay late?

I carried 3 desks to my homeroom actually. They dropped em off farther down towards the classrooms and then teachers and students primarily carried them down/up stairs to the homerooms. They just transported the desks down a hall really. <shrug>
 

Zrom999

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Who cares about a senior ball, that was funny as hell. I would have paid to see the look on the janitors face when he saw that pile of desks and then discover they were chained and locked.
:beer::D
 

The hell with the ball man. Take all/some of your school, and your money, and go throw a bash somewhere.
You could probably rent the better part of an entire motel.
 

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we've had some great ones...

-one year they made a brick wall blocking the english wing (i believe with mortar)
-disassembled a car, brought it in, reassembled it, and suspended it over the pool
-released 3 pigs into the school labled 1, 2, and 4


there were some more, but i cant remember
 

zippy

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Originally posted by: Zrom999
Who cares about a senior ball, that was funny as hell. I would have paid to see the look on the janitors face when he saw that pile of desks and then discover they were chained and locked.
:beer::D
Haha, I know. :)

Frankly, I don't like dancing that much. We'd just miss 2-3 hrs of dancing and seeing other seniors. I don't even like most of my senior class - my good friends are in my group. It's too late to cancel now so I'm sure we'd just go ahead as planned. Pictures, limo, nice dinner, find something to do instead of the dance, then the after party stuff. No big deal really. :) I mean, I guess it would be nice to go to the actual Ball part of it though - I did rent a tux already...

If people really wanted, we could rent out the place we planned to have ball at and the DJ but it just wouldn't be a school related function. So tickets would be a lot more expensive, but it would be just the same. Only difference is if someone got in trouble they wouldn't also get busted in school as well as with the police. Heh.
 

EvilYoda

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Damn! That's quite the prank...but sorry to hear about the consequence of their actions. Our stupid seniors never did anything more than the "baby oil all over the hallways" and "letting rats/pigs loose in the school". A long time ago, apparently they somehow got a freaking COW onto the second floor...

Oh well.
 

GeekDrew

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A cow in the building I could easily imagine, as my highschool isn't that far from quite a few farms.

I've been dared to do a few things for senior pranks... but I'm not about to do them. They are actually quite destructive... and thus I would NOT want to be caught doing it.

Among the ideas some friends had are:

Removing all of the asset tags from the computers and monitors, replacing them, and seeing how long it takes the treasurers office to figure out what happened

Lighting a match, and activating the emergency fire sprinklers, effectively destroying the building's main server/wiring closet (geniouses have fire sprinklers in there instead of a halon system)

Coaxing a secretary to let us in the closet to "get something for a teacher", and happen to cause the local server to delete most of the objects in the NDS tree, then doing a hard reboot

Randomly moving around the Norstar phones in the building... they retain their phone programming, and it would take an act of god to straighten out where they came from

Changing the outgoing Norstar phone system autoattendant away from a school message to something a little more interesting

Any more interesting ideas? ;)

Alas, I'm too chicken to try such a thing... but I won't stop anyone else that does.

Drew
 

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Hmmm, unless I'm mistaken, the senior treasury is money made by the seniors and does *NOT* belong to the school. That said, there is no way that the school can "take" money from that account to cover the cost of moving the desks back. Before they can even suggest that, they need to PROVE that it was seniors who pulled the prank.

What if juniors decided to pull a prank a year early... it'd be an even bigger prank, since the seniors just got blamed for it.

And, last but not least..... You can lead a cow up a flight of stairs, but you can't lead a cow down a flight of stairs. Mooooooo!