My roommate keeps EATING ALL MY STUFF!!

[BlkDragon6]

Again, eat your roommate. You'll even have leftover's that taste like chicken in your fridge for a few days. In a way, he'll be repaying you back.

 

[Pocatello]

Yeah, you have to be subtle about this kind of thing. Be honest with the guy and tell him he should be sharing his food not just taking it from you. I've been through this kind of crap before I rented my own place. If the talking doesn't work, then you can try the laxitive sfuff

 

[CyberTiger]

hehe i don't have a roommate

 

[Phalkon]

Just say: "Guy, I don't mean to be selfish or anything, but I buy my food for myself, not you. If I can get everything you like at the grocery store, surely you can too"

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Eat your roommate

 

[NFS4]

<< Eat your roommate >>


Maybe if my roommate was a tasty female

 

[KingHam]

Ex-Lax chocolates were made for situations like this. After the fact you can even claim that you were planning to use them for a prank on another student.

KingHam

 

I let my roomies borrow little stuff like butter, ketchup, salt, sugar, spices, BBQ sauce, bread crumbs. That's about it, and that stuff goes fast enough as it is. It's no big deal. Oh wait, he's eating your chips. Nevermind, kill that sucka'. hehe

UF--Go Gators!

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Hello, My name is NFS4. You ate my food. Prepare to die.

 

[Locutus of Board]

Do this
Get him whacked and take his pic!

 

[clintT]

i have had this very problem, execpt he was drinking my beer! you can talk all you want to this sh!thead. BUT.... pick him up and slam him against the wall it is the only thing people like him understand. tell him if he eat any of your food you will kick his sorry a$$.
being nice will get you no where, but tell him if he ask you might give him some food. remember if he asks.

 

[JellyBaby]

<< WTF he just asked me if hecould use a packet of Chic-Fila barbeque sauce that I got from the dining hall, but he just eats my other GOOD sh!t without asking. What kind of messed up stuff is that? >>

Damnit are you his bitch or is he your bitch???????

 

Thanks locutus.

 

[GiLtY]

Next time if you see him eating yourr snacks. pull out a shotgun and ask him nicely,&quot;can you pay for the snacks please?&quot; he'll pay for sure

 

[Mday]

that hot pepper idea is

and get a LOCK!!! ;-)

 

[Mday]

LoB get rid of the pics before the MODS do it!

i found it offensive... why not a woman dammit!!!

 

[Pocatello]

Living with another guy is tough. That is a sore point about college life. I was so sick of it, I had to move out. I'm broke as hell living by myself, but I love it! I don't know how the ladies want to marry one of us guys!

 

[extra]

>>&quot;Go get some LSD and put it in the OJ or something. I guaranty you that leech will think twice about eating your food again.&quot;

agreed. but hey, to keep it legal, spike it with DXM (dextromethorphan)...


or, if your really bored, put say, a fish eye from a dead fish on a peice of paper, tape it down, along with some pennies and nickels, and write &quot;i've got my eyes on you, here's some money so you can go buy your own food&quot;...leave it on top of your food or something, so that he'll find it if he goes searching.

 

[perry]

My roommate likes to drink my beer and give it away to other people when I'm not home. ex. I bought a case of Bud on Friday night. Drank 6 or 7 and gave him 3 or 4. Go out Saturday, don't look at the case Sunday. Get home from work &amp; school today, and he's sittin on the porch with one of his friends with 3 beer cans each on the table.

Same thing last weekend. Bought a 18 pack of Bud. I drank about 7, the other 11 were gone by Wednesday. I'm constantly asking him how he likes my beer, but he doesn't get the picture. BUY YOUR OWN BEER!

And a funny thing for the edit. Two years ago I lived in a 6 person townhouse. One guy would NEVER clean his dishes or pans. He was terrible. So one time he left an eaten t-bone on the coffee table. It goes to his room. The pecker just puts it in a drawer after a week because he got tired of looking at it.

So. We get even. 3 of us keep him occupied on the second floor, 2 others on the bottom floor. We crush up about 10 Ex-Lax tablets and put them in a beer for him. Next day, he was complaining all day long about having to.. well.. you know.. all day long. Never did tell him what we did. But it was just funny listening to him.

 

[JPT]

Or trade your food for services: make him do your laundry!
Seriously, just sprinkle some of your stuff with laxative. After the third time I am certain he will understand!!!!

 

[NFS4]

You guys are cracking me up

 

[Chooie]

Laxitives aren't the instant kick in the ass he gets from a good Capsaicin jolt (check out this site to order Pure Cap, pretty much the hottest stuff on earth ). He'll get the picture after ONE Pringle. Or, if you REALLY feel like an ass, replace your salt with this stuff. *shudder*

 

[Sephiroth_IX]

I dont know if i ate someone elses food and got the sh|ts from it repededly, i would probably do the same thing to the food that has not been spiked to get his ass back...

 

[Pocatello]

Buy a food locker ? Lock up the frigde. Do something! Don't sit there and post messages!

 

[Mday]

brandon, tell him that some 31987 or so of your friends will beat him up...