My roommate is so funny... (Updated)

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NewSc2

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Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: kevin000
I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...

lol, you just don't understand how much joy this is bringing to my life right now. I bet he won't even remember in an hour or so.

You'd be surprised... even at my most drunkenness, I still remembered the classic moments.
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: NewSc2
Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: kevin000
I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...

lol, you just don't understand how much joy this is bringing to my life right now. I bet he won't even remember in an hour or so.

You'd be surprised... even at my most drunkenness, I still remembered the classic moments.

you still know how to double post :p
 

Evadman

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wow, that was wierd. Please ignore my last comment :p
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: GermyBoy
Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: kevin000 I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...
lol, you just don't understand how much joy this is bringing to my life right now. I bet he won't even remember in an hour or so.
XZeroII is now my hero...my sig will soon reflect this fact

LOL. Come on...update it!

done
 

Spac3d

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Coed dorm or not? It makes a big difference.... who would go streaking in front of a bunch of guys:confused::Q
 

kami

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Originally posted by: GermyBoy
Originally posted by: kevin000
I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...

Or defecates all over you.

wow, that's sophisticted. personally i would've just said "take a crap all over you"

it's just sh*t man, shut up with them fancy words!


;)
 

Looney

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Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: kevin000
I hope he pisses on your face, you're a scumbag...

lol, you just don't understand how much joy this is bringing to my life right now. I bet he won't even remember in an hour or so.

Oh man, i really hope he kicks the sh1t out of you (if he can)... or at least piss on you while you're sleeping.

And yes, he'll remember what happen.
 

Rogozhin

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My ID is looming darkly in the foreground.

He is saying "tell that fooking pussy that his friend is going to tie him up and pop his testicles with a flat rubber mallet on his wankerly azz dorm room desk."

But I told you to tell him to give him a flower.

I suppose you better not sleep.

Rogo
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: Rogozhin
HM

My ID is looming darkly in the foreground.

He is saying "tell that fooking pussy that his friend is going to tie him up and pop his testicles with a flat rubber mallet on his wankerly azz dorm room desk."

But I told you to tell him to give him a flower.

I suppose you better not sleep.

Rogo

yeah.....Text
 

Sid59

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Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
let him in, ahole.

^

the joke isnt' funny after 7 minutes. You never watch a comedy show or hear a joke and have people laugh for 7 minutes.
 

GermyBoy

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Originally posted by: Atlantean
Just go to sleep and tell him that you passed out... if you haven't already let him in.

Way to get everyone in trouble for drinking in the dorms.

Now your RA will crack down bigtime.
 

XZeroII

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Update: He came back about a half hour later and I let him in. Apparently he go more drunk during that half hour because he was totally wasted. He yelled at me for a minute or so, then passed out on his bed. I took care of him and made sure he was face down and he was still breathing and stuff (I'm not that big of a jerk). This morning he woke up and didn't remember a thing :D Where ever he went last night, the person gave him clothes to wear (not very nice ones, but something) and this morning he was wondering where he got them from. He's still a bit drunk, but he went to take a shower so I thought I'd update everyone. I wonder if anyone is going to talk to him about it later today :).
 

GermyBoy

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Originally posted by: XZeroII
Update: He came back about a half hour later and I let him in. Apparently he go more drunk during that half hour because he was totally wasted. He yelled at me for a minute or so, then passed out on his bed. I took care of him and made sure he was face down and he was still breathing and stuff (I'm not that big of a jerk). This morning he woke up and didn't remember a thing :D Where ever he went last night, the person gave him clothes to wear (not very nice ones, but something) and this morning he was wondering where he got them from. He's still a bit drunk, but he went to take a shower so I thought I'd update everyone. I wonder if anyone is going to talk to him about it later today :).

You probably made sure his butt was plugged with your thumb too, homofag.
 

GermyBoy

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Originally posted by: amdskip
He'll hear about it for sure. Did he barf or anything?

I agree. He will hear about it, and if he has any meanness in him AT ALL, he will make you wish you were wasted while he pummels you.