My roommate has issues.

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notfred

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So he was playing Day of Defeat, and all of a sudden he screams "AHHHHHH! Crap!", jumps up from the computer and runs across the room, dives onto the couch, and buries his face in a pillow.

I say "What'd you do?"
He says "He stabbed me in the face with his bayonet!"
I say "So you going to cry about it?"
He says "I was on a roll..."

He also screams "Internet!" when he gets kills... or sometimes "GPU!" And he claps for people that kill him in ways he finds admirable.
 
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RMSistight

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Originally posted by: notfred
So he was playing Day of Defeat, and all of a sudden he screams "AHHHHHH! Crap!", jumps up from the computer and runs across the room, dives onto the couch, and buries his face in a pillow.

I say "What'd you do?"
He says "He stabbed me in the face with his bayonet!"
I say "So you going to cry about it?"
He says "I was on a roll..."

He also screams "Internet!" when he gets kills... or sometimes "GPU!" And he claps for people that kill him in ways he finds admirable.
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That, in itself, is a certified beatdown.
 
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thelanx

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Originally posted by: jagec
Videotape him and post it on youtube, mixed to some appropriate music.
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:thumbsup:

Or, kick his ass to help him distinguish between fantasy (getting stabbed in the face in DoD) and reality (a roundhouse kick to the face from you).
 
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brxndxn

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I would do that when I played Shadowbane.. but it was usually more of shouting stuff like, "Guys!! Next target is J - O - E! Target J - O - E! Fvck him up!! Guys stick on target.. Hell ya he's down.. Next target is R - H - Y. He's a bard, get him down. Stick him in the grave!!!"

I usually called targets better when I was drunk, though.
 
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kirkaptain

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Reminds me of a kid I knew. He would yell "KNOCK IT OFF $3!THEADS!" at the top of his lungs while playing Counter Strike. Whenever he lost, he smacked his mouse against the table. We were hiking to a backcountry stream to go cliff diving, he scoped out the terrain and exclaimed: "This would make an excellent Counter Strike map!"

I pissed that kid off royally one day: Scotch tape on his optical mouse eye.
 
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WildHorse

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My roommate has issues.

All you people have issues, me excepted.



It'd probably be just as funny to hear your roommate tell how he sees you! Ha Ha Ha
 
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DaiShan

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Originally posted by: notfred
So he was playing Day of Defeat, and all of a sudden he screams "AHHHHHH! Crap!", jumps up from the computer and runs across the room, dives onto the couch, and buries his face in a pillow.

I say "What'd you do?"
He says "He stabbed me in the face with his bayonet!"
I say "So you going to cry about it?"
He says "I was on a roll..."

He also screams "Internet!" when he gets kills... or sometimes "GPU!" And he claps for people that kill him in ways he finds admirable.
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I'm sorry, but that literally made me LOL. HAHAHA. You should smack him around a bit. My room mate freshman year used to do things like that, but a few beatings here and there straightened him right out! :p
 
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