My Roomate is annoying

[shiner]

Its getting really old. I cant get any rhythm going because of the little freak sitting there staring at us and jerking off. Get a fvcking life you bastard.

 

[Slacker]

Your girlfriend is a cow.

 

[sivart]

shut the door? Go somewhere more private...say the library, no one goes there anymore do they?

 

[FoBoT]

are you a hamster?

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Its getting really old. I cant get any rhythm going because of the little freak sitting there staring at us and jerking off. Get a fvcking life you bastard.

wtf...

the little freak sitting there staring at us and jerking off.

 

[spanky]

maybe he wants in. invite him.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Its getting really old. I cant get any rhythm going because of the little freak sitting there staring at us and jerking off. Get a fvcking life you bastard.

Sorry! 😱

😛

Cheers shinerburke :beer:

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Its getting really old. I cant get any rhythm going because of the little freak sitting there staring at us and jerking off. Get a fvcking life you bastard.

God I hope you aren't serious.

 

[sniperruff]

2/10

 

[lavagirl669]

Is your roommate Yolner?

 

[arcenite]

i have a great problem accepting the fact that anyone posting about this problem, here of all places, on the internet has a girlfriend

 

[Yolner]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Its getting really old. I cant get any rhythm going because of the little freak sitting there staring at us and jerking off. Get a fvcking life you bastard.

Lemme guess your gf is fat and ugly? Sorry i offended you and your plump friend ohh wait no im not.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Can I watch too?

 

[oogabooga]

i don't get it, is the op serious? I hope not....

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Its getting really old. I cant get any rhythm going because of the little freak sitting there staring at us and jerking off. Get a fvcking life you bastard.

Lemme guess your gf is fat and ugly? Sorry i offended you and your plump friend ohh wait no im not.

Trust me pal...you don't want to go there with me. You will only end up crying when you see how hot my wife is. Now run along and play...

 

[erikistired]

8/10 for people believing.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: fisher
8/10 for people believing.

Thank you....thank you.... next week I will be appearing at Big Al's Fun House in the Catskills.

 

[Cannabis]

Reminds me of a scene from chapelle show.

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Its getting really old. I cant get any rhythm going because of the little freak sitting there staring at us and jerking off. Get a fvcking life you bastard.

Lemme guess your gf is fat and ugly? Sorry i offended you and your plump friend ohh wait no im not.

Trust me pal...you don't want to go there with me. You will only end up crying when you see how hot my wife is. Now run along and play...

Hey! you refer to your "partner" as your wife in this post but as your girlfriend in the topic summary 😛

 

[sivart]

now if the OP's roommate is a hot chick (human or otherwise), maybe an invite would be in order.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Skywalker66

 

[tfinch2]

little do you know he's actually streaming it over the net!

::gets some popcorn and kicks back::

 

[datalink7]

Does your wife know you have a girlfriend?

 

[shiner]

I guess the art of the parody thread is just lost on some.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Skywalker66

Masturbation is a sin. But he already had lust in his heart.