My roomate is a scumball

[flavio]

He just came home and I found out he was speeding! Going 80 in a 65 no less. I can't believe he's the kind of sleaze that would break the law and endanger peoples lives.

I'm a senior and still live in the dorms and have no friends. I think I'm going to take my frustrations out on him and tell his mom and see if I can scheme up something to get his car impounded.

 

[fluxquantum]

what did he do?

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: flavio
He just came home and I found out he was speeding! Going 80 in a 65 no less. I can't believe he's the kind of sleaze that would break the law and endanger peoples lives.

I'm a senior and still live in the dorms and have no friends. I think I'm going to take my frustrations out on him and tell his mom and see if I can scheme up something to get his car impounded.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

I don't get it, is this an inside joke?

 

[blakeatwork]

LOL Flavio....


Maybe you should send some private eye after him, cuz he might also jaywalk, or forget to separate his plastics from his cardboards!!:Q

 

[ElFenix]

weren't you chasing after some kia at 100 mph the other day?

oh wait that was someone else...

 

[chiwawa626]

lol, but i dont get it.

 

[blakeatwork]

Here

Even the mods laid the smackdown on him..

 

[flavio]

Maybe you should send some private eye after him, cuz he might also jaywalk, or forget to separate his plastics from his cardboards!!

Good ideas there! At first he was cool but then I came to realize that he didn't think just like me. It's too bad because I was hoping we could be a little "more" than just friends.

 

[thawolfman]

Originally posted by: flavio

Maybe you should send some private eye after him, cuz he might also jaywalk, or forget to separate his plastics from his cardboards!!

Good ideas there! At first he was cool but then I came to realize that he didn't think just like me. It's too bad because I was hoping we could be a little "more" than just friends.

ROFL

 

[Fausto]

Hehe...you guys are brutal.

 

[ElFenix]

as the ATOT turns...

 

[xospec1alk]

hahahhah

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: flavio

Maybe you should send some private eye after him, cuz he might also jaywalk, or forget to separate his plastics from his cardboards!!

Good ideas there! At first he was cool but then I came to realize that he didn't think just like me. It's too bad because I was hoping we could be a little "more" than just friends.

I don't know... he might have some radical viewpoints that might look all "squidgy" when compared to your ram-rod straight, extra flat on the top haircut, everyone should have a dad named Ward, views.

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: blakeatwork
Here

Even the mods laid the smackdown on him..

now that is just ridiclous....

i guess i'm the only person that has a roomie that makes comments about their cousins c0ck

 

[blakeatwork]

We feel your pain stev0... you at least have been inconvenienced.... NFGTI is looking for retribution on POSSIBLE "read virtually non-existant" disruption in his strictly ordered day. That's why everyone got such a big hate-on in that thread..

 

[ElFenix]

the big question is: how does every roommate nightflyer ends up with do drugs? it seems like every one of them has... and here i thought SFA was the big druggie school down here...

 

[CraigRT]

80 in a 65! :Q


what a PURE loser!! :disgust:

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: blakeatwork
We feel your pain stev0... you at least have been inconvenienced.... NFGTI is looking for retribution on POSSIBLE "read virtually non-existant" disruption in his strictly ordered day. That's why everyone got such a big hate-on in that thread..

pain?! haha!

nah, he started again... but i'm not even going to go there, well just say i was entertaining some 'guests' till the week hours of the morning.

 

[BD2003]

hahahahaha is he bitching AGAIN?!?

I missed this one, too bad....

Doesnt the fact that his every post about roomates gets locked mean anything?

 

[pulse8]

That's why everyone got such a big hate-on in that thread..

At least it wasn't a hard-on. It would've gotten locked a lot sooner that way.

 

[olouie]

Originally posted by: xospec1alk
hahahhah

 

[mchammer187]

Originally posted by: flavio
He just came home and I found out he was speeding! Going 80 in a 65 no less. I can't believe he's the kind of sleaze that would break the law and endanger peoples lives.

I'm a senior and still live in the dorms and have no friends. I think I'm going to take my frustrations out on him and tell his mom and see if I can scheme up something to get his car impounded.

NightFlyerGTI is that you?

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: blakeatwork
We feel your pain stev0... you at least have been inconvenienced.... NFGTI is looking for retribution on POSSIBLE "read virtually non-existant" disruption in his strictly ordered day. That's why everyone got such a big hate-on in that thread..

but at least you can understand what nfgti is saying. stev0 lost me after his second or third run-on sentence.

if I had to pick between the two, I think nfgti would be a far better roommate. of course, he'd get tired of picking up after me all the time (especially back when i was in college).

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
as the ATOT turns...

OMG!
WE ARE OVER ElFenix!


*Crappy soap opera music on*