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hubbs

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Ah....Paulson dont' be scared of Russ. He's just an old guy w/Wrinkly Nuts.
 

M00T

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If I weren't in love with someone else right now, I might have typed a really good pick up line in this message. Well.. here goes...

umm

dang, all out, sorry
 

NFS4

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"Damn girl you stupid fly, lemme pull up to that bumper and spank that monkey :)"

-- Ebonics Language Lesson
 

NFS4

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"Don't have it? Thanks anyways | F*ck you"

LOL Paulson, that's my favorite line in that sketch :)

I also love this one:

"I admire your fashionable running shoes | Drop 'dem Nikes off yo ass before I blast you motherf*cka"
 

NFS4

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"Hey baby, jump in my lowrider and let's rotate deez tyas"
 

NFS4

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"If you 'bout to be up out this biatch; check it. Peep Delta, we be flying all ova this bitch."

"Then, you'll be back at your crib chillin' with a phat split, thinking we was some crazy ass angel, hell these fat, round, thick-ass vessels run up in the sky so deep it be cryin"

"You goin? We fly you there. You been? We den' already flew up in dare, we got you covered like a JImmy Hack"


-- Delta Commercial in Ebonics

Buahaha :D
 

Needles

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NFS4....that's one of the funniest things I've read in ages. Where the hell did you learn that?

 

NFS4

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I didn't learn anything, its actually a MP3...I was just reciting what it says ;)