My Rant, by warcrow....

[T2T III]

Every time we order chinese take-out, I get on my little kick. "Ten minute ... ten minute till pickup." However, my wife feels that I'm being a bad influence for our 11 y.o. daughter, so she asks me to stop. Grr ...

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech
Every time we order chinese take-out, I get on my little kick. "Ten minute ... ten minute till pickup." However, my wife feels that I'm being a bad influence for our 11 y.o. daughter, so she asks me to stop. Grr ...

It's best for your daughter to be completely devoid of humor.

 

[dudeman007]

When you live in Arcasia this is normal.

 

[rh71]

what is this Burger King ? Eat your $#!T how it's made. 🙂

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: warcrow
My chinese food experience tonight:

Chinese food guy (CFG): Hey-ro and thank you for calling Panda Palace!
Crow (WC): Hi there, I'd like an order of Garlic chicken with white rice for pickup?
CFG: Ho, ok.
CFG:..............
WC: Ok, cool....how much?
CFG: *tap*tip*tap* .....$7.15...this is for pickup?
WC: Yes. BTW, Does that come with onions or waterchestnuts?
CFG: ........
WC: Can I get that without any onions or waterchestnuts? Hello?
CFG: ......Ok for pick up?
WC: Yes please, but can I get no onions or waterchestbuts?
CFG: OH yes! you name sir?
WC: Mark.
CFG: Ok mawk....see you in a jif.
WC: Ok thanks!
WC: <PROFIT!>

I show up, get the food, take it back to work, open it up and find it full of onions and waterchestnuts. One onion in particular was the size of fvcking Georgia!

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!

bwahahaha,
after a while you'll learn not to ask question or make special arrangements....
The local korean place i go to is horrible like that. The guy has absolutely no clue what i'm saying beyong the name of the food. I tried asking him once if i get the lunch special (seeing as it was little late for lunch). After about 2 mins i gave up....

 

[dighn]

how can u not want waterchestnut

 

[RMSistight]

Dude warcrow your imitation of a Chinese guy on the phone got me laughing....

Oh BTW, I'm Chinese.

lol

 

[faenix]

Waterchestnut is great. 😀

:thumbsup: for garlic chicken with white rice. mmmm

 

[xEDIT409]

My favorite part of your rant has got to be the, "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!"


I absolutly love it. The chinese guy may have not been named Khan, but it has a certain mystical demeanor about it.

I like how "Kahn" it represents your anger towards the Chinese Food Guy, along with the restaurant and maybe even chinese society in general. I also took it with a pinch of racism, which enhanced the the overall message.

Genius. Simply genius. 🙂

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: xEDIT409
My favorite part of your rant has got to be the, "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!"


I absolutly love it. The chinese guy may have not been named Khan, but it has a certain mystical demeanor about it.

I like how it represents your anger towards the Chinese Food Guy, along with the Restaurant and maybe even the chinese society in general. I also to it with a pinch of racism, which enhanced the the overall message.

Genius. Simply Genius. 🙂

it's funny because it reminds me off the khaan thing on ytmnd

 

[xEDIT409]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: xEDIT409
My favorite part of your rant has got to be the, "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!"


I absolutly love it. The chinese guy may have not been named Khan, but it has a certain mystical demeanor about it.

I like how it represents your anger towards the Chinese Food Guy, along with the Restaurant and maybe even the chinese society in general. I also to it with a pinch of racism, which enhanced the the overall message.

Genius. Simply Genius. 🙂

it's funny because it reminds me off the khaan thing on ytmnd

ytmnd?

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: xEDIT409

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: xEDIT409
My favorite part of your rant has got to be the, "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!"


I absolutly love it. The chinese guy may have not been named Khan, but it has a certain mystical demeanor about it.

I like how it represents your anger towards the Chinese Food Guy, along with the Restaurant and maybe even the chinese society in general. I also to it with a pinch of racism, which enhanced the the overall message.

Genius. Simply Genius. 🙂

it's funny because it reminds me off the khaan thing on ytmnd

ytmnd?

http://khaaaan.ytmnd.com/

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: xEDIT409

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: xEDIT409
My favorite part of your rant has got to be the, "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!"


I absolutly love it. The chinese guy may have not been named Khan, but it has a certain mystical demeanor about it.

I like how it represents your anger towards the Chinese Food Guy, along with the Restaurant and maybe even the chinese society in general. I also to it with a pinch of racism, which enhanced the the overall message.

Genius. Simply Genius. 🙂

it's funny because it reminds me off the khaan thing on ytmnd

ytmnd?

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[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: dquan97
<nelson>Ha Ha!</>

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: werk
That's what you get for being a picky little bitch. 😛

He's lucky the resturant crew only put in onions and not a big wad of phlegm or something.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: warcrow
My chinese food experience tonight:

Chinese food guy (CFG): Hey-ro and thank you for calling Panda Palace!
Crow (WC): Hi there, I'd like an order of Garlic chicken with white rice for pickup?
CFG: Ho, ok.
CFG:..............
WC: Ok, cool....how much?
CFG: *tap*tip*tap* .....$7.15...this is for pickup?
WC: Yes. BTW, Does that come with onions or waterchestnuts?
CFG: ........
WC: Can I get that without any onions or waterchestnuts? Hello?
CFG: ......Ok for pick up?
WC: Yes please, but can I get no onions or waterchestbuts?
CFG: OH yes! you name sir?
WC: Mark.
CFG: Ok mawk....see you in a jif.
WC: Ok thanks!
WC: <PROFIT!>

I show up, get the food, take it back to work, open it up and find it full of onions and waterchestnuts. One onion in particular was the size of fvcking Georgia!

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!

AN DEN?
NO AND THEN!!
AN DEN?!?

 

[maziwanka]

they never listen.