I've just got out of negotiations with the alternative energy leaders and czar, our CIA operative in Iceland. We're about to launch our plan to foment charges of harboring terrorists there so we can seize the geothermal fields. Iceland is part of an evil axis and is also suspected of developing lava bombs disguised as sheep.
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