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My poem dedicated to OT

neonerd

Diamond Member
You're such a nef

the fly in our jam gets smaller and smaller:

Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?

dream of ink and Navy trawlers.




that is all.
 
Originally posted by: LeadFrog
That was honestly the worst poem ever.

That was honestly the worst poem ever

And see the stars in the midst of the day...

And, now nekked, they shiver, oh how they shiver

Unconsoled in the search for a wanton way.
 
Originally posted by: neonerd
Originally posted by: LeadFrog
That was honestly the worst poem ever.

That was honestly the worst poem ever

And see the stars in the midst of the day...

And, now nekked, they shiver, oh how they shiver

Unconsoled in the search for a wanton way.

I'm sorry. I was wrong.That was the worst poem ever.
 
I'm at Carleton, where they call me a frosh.

happy, care free little cherubs with milk moustaches and oreo crumbs

And I like to wear clothes made by Osh Kosh B'Gosh!

Gee that line was so dumb!
 
:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown: / :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:
 
Originally posted by: neonerd
I'm at Carleton, where they call me a frosh.

happy, care free little cherubs with milk moustaches and oreo crumbs

And I like to wear clothes made by Osh Kosh B'Gosh!

Gee that line was so dumb!

neonerd makes baby jesus cry
 
The sad part is, almost EVERY poem I have ever read here by posters who thought they were deep, deep poets of the soul has sucked FAR worse than any of neonerd's efforts here tonight.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
The sad part is, almost EVERY poem I have ever read here by posters who thought they were deep, deep poets of the soul has sucked FAR worse than any of neonerd's efforts here tonight.

alright, you have forced me to reveal the secret to my poetic sole

linkage 😛
 
roses are red
Violets are blue
Here are some poems
I made up for you

the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar is lumpy,
And so is your head

roses are red
violets are blue
this little warhead
is aimed at you
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
roses are red
Violets are blue
Here are some poems
I made up for you

the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar is lumpy,
And so is your head

roses are red
violets are blue
this little warhead
is aimed at you


that poem is for p&n
 
Originally posted by: neonerd
Originally posted by: Perknose
The sad part is, almost EVERY poem I have ever read here by posters who thought they were deep, deep poets of the soul has sucked FAR worse than any of neonerd's efforts here tonight.

alright, you have forced me to reveal the secret to my poetic sole

linkage 😛

:Q
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
The sad part is, almost EVERY poem I have ever read here by posters who thought they were deep, deep poets of the soul has sucked FAR worse than any of neonerd's efforts here tonight.

:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: neonerd
Originally posted by: Perknose
The sad part is, almost EVERY poem I have ever read here by posters who thought they were deep, deep poets of the soul has sucked FAR worse than any of neonerd's efforts here tonight.

alright, you have forced me to reveal the secret to my poetic sole

linkage 😛


bad poetry

sense the stopless slaughter.

With an exercise in mass poetry.

looking for any sign of shelter


edited for sake of propriety
 
I stuck in your sisters ass last night

After having sushi with David Koresh

of spiritus mundi troubles my sight.

gosh! I don't feel quite so fresh.
 
Originally posted by: rbrandon
I stuck in your sisters ass last night

After having sushi with David Koresh

of spiritus mundi troubles my sight.

gosh! I don't feel quite so fresh.

holy crap .. it's not a generator, it's a shredder and a glue stick.
 
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