My plump Brazilian beef...

[Jeeebus]

Tonight we dine on picanha (rump cap). Paired with pao de queijo which is Brazilian cheese bread. Delicious.

 

[nakedfrog]

I want your beef in my mouth.

 

[Platypus]

Brazilian beef is pretty big

 

[Jeeebus]

I want your beef in my mouth.

a/s/l?

 

[nakedfrog]

a/s/l?

You puttin' your beef in my mouth or writing my biography here?

 

[lupi]

What exactly is BrazilIan beef before I dare Google it?

 

[zerocool84]

I went to a Brazilian all you can eat place last month. It was great. Awesome food and stuffed the hell out of myself.

 

[John Connor]

Had a pastrami on rye, but that looks good too minus the fat.

 

[Drako]

Yummy, raw beef

 

[KMFJD]

I went to a Brazilian all you can eat place last month. It was great. Awesome food and stuffed the hell out of myself.

Your sweating meat after eating at one of those...it's amazing

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[nakedfrog]

Your sweating meat after eating at one of those...it's amazing

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I just have to quote this because it's a great example of punctuation perversion
You're saying his "sweating meat" was amazing. Obviously I assume you mean his penis.
I don't think a penis can actually sweat, but I'll allow it.

 

[Jeeebus]

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I don't think a penis can actually sweat, but I'll allow it.

That's actually a good question - I'm far too afraid to google it, but now I'm curious. BRB - doing penis crunches.

 

[John Connor]

Not sure about a penis, but balls do. LOL

 

[BudAshes]

That's actually a good question - I'm far too afraid to google it, but now I'm curious. BRB - doing penis crunches.

Gotta do some cock pushups.

 

[John Connor]

Last time I did cock pushups it puked all over its self.