My Pillow Lindell Must Pay Five Million!

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I held one in my hands and its not a bad pillow IMO, if there wasn't so much bullshit surrounding Mike I likely would have bought it. This isn't saying it was the most luxurious pillow I have ever held, it felt like something better than average to sleep on.
 

Meghan54

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Mafia hit men use pillows for other, more terminally effective means.
You know, right there is an entire marketing space that’s been ignored by Lindell until now.

Just think how quickly he’d dump his remaining stock if he advertised the pillows as “The silencer choice of hit men everywhere.”

He’d double sales as the gun nuts buy to emulate their deepest fantasies.
 

Perknose

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You know, right there is an entire marketing space that’s been ignored by Lindell until now.

Just think how quickly he’d dump his remaining stock if he advertised the pillows as “The silencer choice of hit men everywhere.”

He’d double sales as the gun nuts buy to emulate their deepest fantasies.
New Lindell pillow: The Silencer! Nobody nearby will know you just offed a Liberal!
 
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akugami

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You know, right there is an entire marketing space that’s been ignored by Lindell until now.

Just think how quickly he’d dump his remaining stock if he advertised the pillows as “The silencer choice of hit men everywhere.”

He’d double sales as the gun nuts buy to emulate their deepest fantasies.

So....any reviews on the silencing abilities of various pillows? Asking for a maga friend.
 

uallas5

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Anybody got a pillow for Mikey to cry into?



DHL Sues Mike Lindell for $800,000 Pillow Delivery Debts

The Trump supporter is struggling to pay off his debts after a series of election-related lawsuits.
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey....time to make more lumpy bags of foam, I mean pillows.


So he agreed in court to pay DHL $550,000, which, of course, he didn't. Then I guess he couldn't afford his lawyer anymore because he didn't bother sending one to the follow-up hearing.

The award includes over $48,000 in interest and over $4,800 for DHL’s attorney’s fees. The order, signed last month by Hennepin County Judge Susan Burke, said MyPillow had agreed in October to pay DHL $550,000 but failed to do so and did not send anyone to a hearing last month on DHL’s effort to collect.
 
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Lanyap

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So where tf is this guy?!?!

Starting a new election investigation.

'Susan Crawford did not win!' Mike Lindell says he's investigating Wisconsin election