My phone has been turning into my third arm

[Naer]

Anyone else see your phone in this way? Cyborgesque

 

[Greenman]

I noticed the other day that my phone battery had been dead for 3 days, does that count?

 

[lxskllr]

I don't know what you mean.

 

[nakedfrog]

I don't know what you mean.

My guess is it means he spends way too much time on his phone if he's starting to think of it as an extension of his body.

 

[jmagg]

My China Android recently demanded I take a selfie, does that count?

 

[lxskllr]

I kind of assumed that, but being cybernetic kinda threw me off. Just being too literal I guess. I also find it hard to relate to. My phone's a fantastic boredom reliever, work tool, and flashlight that's likely to be with me, but I have no particular love for it. It's something that makes the best of a bad situation. It's good at being small, and packing decent computing power in a long lasting battery, but other than size, it isn't the best at anything. It's the tool I have,

 

[WelshBloke]

I don't know what you mean.

Well your third arm is pretty much an euphemism for your penis as far as I know!

 

[Naer]

Well your third arm is pretty much an euphemism for your penis as far as I know!

I think that's third leg, not arm

 

[WelshBloke]

I think that's third leg, not arm

Get you with your huge third appendage!

 

[lxskllr]

RoFL!

 

[sdifox]

Op has been fapping with his phone. Ew.

 

[highland145]

Op has been fapping with his phone. Ew.

That's what I thought. Boi needs some sham WOW.