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monto

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<< um, can't you wake her up and have sex????? >>

i like the sound of that suggestion...hey, isnt that what they're for? i mean, aside from providing feminine touch/comfort, affection, and cooking/birthing skills?
 
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Is that how u guys do it in UCB? laff, i used to live 5 mins form UCB, up in Albany, u knoe where that is monto? Right in da Village :)
 
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<< um, can't you wake her up and have sex????? >>

i like the sound of that suggestion...hey, isnt that what they're for? i mean, aside from providing feminine touch/comfort, affection, and cooking/birthing skills? >>



well, that's one of the reasons that you guys are around -- so if that is something they normally do together and he wakes her up she might be into it.
 
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wow, if she had a bad day, let her sleep it off. If she's always like this, pee in a cup, pour it on her lower half while she's asleep. Pretend that she wet herself. laughter and blackmail ensues :)

there's plenty of fish in the sea. If the girl doesn't behave the way i like, i get a new one. its that simple. Maybe i'm a control freak . . .
 
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Just gently wake her up and quietly tell her you need to use the bathroom. Then, when you get back, maybe she won't be hogging the whole bed anymore and you can climb in there with her:) -kd5-
 
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monto

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<< If the girl doesn't behave the way i like, i get a new one. its that simple. >>

oh man, that's the dream of every asian man with a tight leash
 
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monto

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<< Is that how u guys do it in UCB? laff, i used to live 5 mins form UCB, up in Albany, u knoe where that is monto? Right in da Village :) >>

heh i'm actually in Fremont right now with the parents...man i should go over to check out your monster v-12 and lcd :)
 
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<< Is that how u guys do it in UCB? laff, i used to live 5 mins form UCB, up in Albany, u knoe where that is monto? Right in da Village :) >>

heh i'm actually in Fremont right now with the parents...man i should go over to check out your monster v-12 and lcd :) >>

OMG ask her if she has a sister.
 
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<< If the girl doesn't behave the way i like, i get a new one. its that simple. >>

oh man, that's the dream of every asian man with a tight leash >>



Well i'm not asian, that may have something to do with it, but honestly relationships are supposed to be fun (in my opinion), if a relationship stops being fun, or you don't get to do what you want when you want, then what the hell's the point? Sure a compromise here and there are ok, but never to the point of being whipped (That means, never sacrifice a night out with the boys to be home with a girl).

My biggest pet peeve is when my friends don;t do certain things with their time or money because their girlfriend didn;t want them too. that's BS through and through. And its sad really.
 
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MikeO

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<< but never to the point of being whipped >>



I've seen that happening to one of my friends, it's pretty sad... the guy always shouts out how he's the boss. But for some reason he left from our band because the girl didnt like he hanging out with us, he left his motocross hobby -- yes, because the girl didnt like it... he spends 99,9% of all of his time with her and cant go out with us anymore.

Man if something sucks, that's it.
 
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Narse

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<< How pathetic can my life be. Here it is 2:11 AM, and I am awake at my girlfriend's posting a message in the forums. I can't even sleep next to her because she has managed to take up the whole bed. I now have no place to sleep except on the floor. I have to use the bathroom, but because she lives in an all girls dorm, I have to be escorted. Looks like I won't be using it for a while because she has been sleeping since 10. Sucks for me because I gave her a back-rub and other stuff, and in turn, she went to sleep. Oh well...I just needed to vent. >>



Just be glad your Fiance of 5 years didn't just dump you
 
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Nutdotnet

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<< How pathetic can my life be. Here it is 2:11 AM, and I am awake at my girlfriend's posting a message in the forums. I can't even sleep next to her because she has managed to take up the whole bed. I now have no place to sleep except on the floor. I have to use the bathroom, but because she lives in an all girls dorm, I have to be escorted. Looks like I won't be using it for a while because she has been sleeping since 10. Sucks for me because I gave her a back-rub and other stuff, and in turn, she went to sleep. Oh well...I just needed to vent. >>



Just be glad your Fiance of 5 years didn't just dump you >>



Um, I would dump you too if you made me be your 5 year fiance.....5 years is a long time to just be engaged...
 
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<< How pathetic can my life be. Here it is 2:11 AM, and I am awake at my girlfriend's posting a message in the forums. I can't even sleep next to her because she has managed to take up the whole bed. I now have no place to sleep except on the floor. I have to use the bathroom, but because she lives in an all girls dorm, I have to be escorted. Looks like I won't be using it for a while because she has been sleeping since 10. Sucks for me because I gave her a back-rub and other stuff, and in turn, she went to sleep. Oh well...I just needed to vent. >>



Just be glad your Fiance of 5 years didn't just dump you >>



Um, I would dump you too if you made me be your 5 year fiance.....5 years is a long time to just be engaged... >>



Well thank you for your input but the fact is we were waithing on her to finish college
 
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Nutdotnet

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<< Well thank you for your input but the fact is we were waithing on her to finish college >>



Cool man, but five years is still a long time.....

Besides, if she was in college, well you know. IT's COLLEGE!!!

I hope everything works out though....it usually always does some how.
 
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Narse

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<< Well thank you for your input but the fact is we were waithing on her to finish college >>



Cool man, but five years is still a long time.....

Besides, if she was in college, well you know. IT's COLLEGE!!!

I hope everything works out though....it usually always does some how. >>



No nothing to work out, I have known her 10 years, yes collrge is college but, she should have never said some of the things she did, period
 
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jehh

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<< How pathetic can my life be. Here it is 2:11 AM, and I am awake at my girlfriend's posting a message in the forums. I can't even sleep next to her because she has managed to take up the whole bed. I now have no place to sleep except on the floor. I have to use the bathroom, but because she lives in an all girls dorm, I have to be escorted. Looks like I won't be using it for a while because she has been sleeping since 10. Sucks for me because I gave her a back-rub and other stuff, and in turn, she went to sleep. Oh well...I just needed to vent. >>



Without having read any of the posts, all I can say is... What is wrong with you? You're at your girlfriend's dorm at 2am and she trusts you enough to have you there while she is asleap...

Man, you're a lucky guy... :)

Jason
 
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jehh

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<< taking up the whole bed? is she that fat? >>



Maybe it is a twin bed... I know I wouldn't even fit on one of those... I'm 6' tall... :)

Jason
 
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Forever42

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I dunno, if my boyfriend is taking up the whole bed, I either push him over or wake him up and ask him to move over, and he never remembers either.
 
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Presence

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<< sickboy: hit the FS/FT forums right now and get a webcam. than u can prove to us all thay ur life is not pathetic (depending on how hot she is >>



Well if she is taking up the whole bed....lol j/k

Anyways I hate when my wife does that to me. Give a massage then off she goes....maybe I give good massages or something. Anyways at least you can access your comp while she is around...sh!t if I touch my comp at home while she is around....off with my hands :Q
 
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<< If the girl doesn't behave the way i like, i get a new one. its that simple. >>

oh man, that's the dream of every asian man with a tight leash >>



Well i'm not asian, that may have something to do with it, but honestly relationships are supposed to be fun (in my opinion), if a relationship stops being fun, or you don't get to do what you want when you want, then what the hell's the point? Sure a compromise here and there are ok, but never to the point of being whipped (That means, never sacrifice a night out with the boys to be home with a girl).

My biggest pet peeve is when my friends don;t do certain things with their time or money because their girlfriend didn;t want them too. that's BS through and through. And its sad really. >>



That's all good by me, as long as the guy doesn't object when I behave the same way,I'm sure not going to sit home alone while he's out having fun with the boys :)
 
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