My package has been delivered!!

Kalmah

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It has been delivered to Rhoad Island.. status: Front door

I don't live in Rhoad Island. UPS, what have you done now? :eek:

I just ordered this thing after midnight last night. This has to be a tracking error right?

Why does UPS fuck things up every time.. but Fedex always gets it right?

BTW, package is a Digitech Hardwire TL-2 Metal distortion pedal.

Has anybody had this happen before?



UPDATE:

My package was delivered over a year ago it seems.
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geno

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Your package is in another dimension, I'm afraid. There's no Rhoad Island in this universe.
 

Rubycon

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Should've gotten a WAH WAH pedal instead!

Go WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Love the '70's sound. ;)
 

BabaBooey

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UPS is the most worthless delivery company on the earth and their employees are the laziest,rude fucks I have had the dis-pleasure of meeting,package to wrong address,left in the snowbank on the side of the house,one time it was left at the end of my driveway !

FED EX -DHL has always done me right.....():)
 

Kalmah

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UPS is the most worthless delivery company on the earth and their employees are the laziest,rude fucks I have had the dis-pleasure of meeting,package to wrong address,left in the snowbank on the side of the house,one time it was left at the end of my driveway !

FED EX -DHL has always done me right.....():)

The last time I had something delivered was from UPS.. It was a DSL modem.

I was sitting just inside the front door. I kept walking out to check for my package. Not 2 minutes had gone by since I last checked, I noticed a note taped to the door that said the package could not be delivered. called UPS and asked what street he was on, I punched it into my GPS and hunted the mofo down and got my package.

Fedex has always had accurate tracking information, always on time, they don't ninja-sneak to the door.
 

CRXican

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Our UPS guy rings the doorbell without fail. Sometimes he's here 2-3 times a week.
 

OCGuy

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What is worse is that they sent it to Rhoad Island instead of Rhode Island. Who even knows where that is?
 

Queasy

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UPS = union
Fed Ex = non-union

<fire lit and now I walk away> muhahahaha
 

theflyingpig

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Back when I worked at UPS we would do this around the holidays to add desperation and despair to our customers lives. It was fun. Everyone knows this.
 

rockyct

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Uhh...I don't see anything wrong with that. UPS (as well as FedEx) reuse their tracking numbers. When it actually gets scanned by them, it will clear up. I've had the same thing happen to me with a FedEx package.
 

Red Squirrel

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Ninjas strike when you least expect. Not only did he probably not knock and wait for the person to answer, but he left the package at someone's house without that person ever even expecting a package in first place.
 

El Guaraguao

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Back when I worked at UPS we would do this around the holidays to add desperation and despair to our customers lives. It was fun. Everyone knows this.


After reading the OP, I had a smile on my face, I kept scrolling down and that smile turned into a laughter. Naturally, I scrolled down and continued to laugh...I suddenly came onto your post and that laughter turned into RAGE. You and your "everyone knows this" and your avatar pisses me off. If I was a mod, I wouldn't ban you. Id physically hunt you down, dress up as a pizza boy, knock on your door and when you open the door, id knock you out with the night stick I had hidden in the pizza bag. Then I would throw you in the trunk of my car, give you concrete shoes and drive you to the nearest bridge. After we get to the bridge Ill open up the trunk, and you'll be greeted by me, smoking a cigar. then I would stare you down for a bout 2 minutes then put out the cigar by putting it out on your forehead. lastly, i would take you out of my trunk then give you a speech about how much I hate it when you say "everyone knows this", slap you, then toss you over the bridge to sleep with the fishes.
 

shortylickens

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After reading the OP, I had a smile on my face, I kept scrolling down and that smile turned into a laughter. Naturally, I scrolled down and continued to laugh...I suddenly came onto your post and that laughter turned into RAGE. You and your "everyone knows this" and your avatar pisses me off. If I was a mod, I wouldn't ban you. Id physically hunt you down, dress up as a pizza boy, knock on your door and when you open the door, id knock you out with the night stick I had hidden in the pizza bag. Then I would throw you in the trunk of my car, give you concrete shoes and drive you to the nearest bridge. After we get to the bridge Ill open up the trunk, and you'll be greeted by me, smoking a cigar. then I would stare you down for a bout 2 minutes then put out the cigar by putting it out on your forehead. lastly, i would take you out of my trunk then give you a speech about how much I hate it when you say "everyone knows this", slap you, then toss you over the bridge to sleep with the fishes.

MERRY CHRISTMAS BUDDY! Love you!
 

geno

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After reading the OP, I had a smile on my face, I kept scrolling down and that smile turned into a laughter. Naturally, I scrolled down and continued to laugh...I suddenly came onto your post and that laughter turned into RAGE. You and your "everyone knows this" and your avatar pisses me off. If I was a mod, I wouldn't ban you. Id physically hunt you down, dress up as a pizza boy, knock on your door and when you open the door, id knock you out with the night stick I had hidden in the pizza bag. Then I would throw you in the trunk of my car, give you concrete shoes and drive you to the nearest bridge. After we get to the bridge Ill open up the trunk, and you'll be greeted by me, smoking a cigar. then I would stare you down for a bout 2 minutes then put out the cigar by putting it out on your forehead. lastly, i would take you out of my trunk then give you a speech about how much I hate it when you say "everyone knows this", slap you, then toss you over the bridge to sleep with the fishes.

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