My own attempt at a joke thread.

[Murphy Durphy]

Alright, I'm going to give it one shot and one shot only...


A boy and his father were sitting at the park one day. There were two dogs getting it on in front of the boy and his father where they were sitting. The boy was a bit confused so he asked his dad:

"Dad... what are they doing?"

His dad replied, "Well son... they are making puppies."

The kid pondered on it for a moment, and then seemed to accept the answer without any further conversation.

Later that night the boy was having trouble sleeping so he got out of bed and headed towards his mom and dad's room. He just so happened to walk in on them doing the bad thing and was rather shocked.

The boy says, "Uh dad... what are you doing?"

The dad, obviously embarassed, says "Well son... me and your mother are making a baby."

The kid ponders this for a second and then says.. "Well flip her over, I want a puppy!"

 

[BlueWeasel]

Meh....5/10

 

[neonerd]

gave me a chuckle...6/10

 

[gistech1978]

got a chuckle

considering the other 'jokes' ive read on here tonight. that's saying something

i give that a 7

 

[gabemcg]

how dirty/evil of jokes are appropriate (I'm not talking racist or anything)

 

[AreaCode707]

heh. 🙂

 

[Injury]

3/10. Could be built up a bit more to increase rating.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Help us BrutusKend, you're our only hope!

 

[Murphy Durphy]

Originally posted by: Injury
3/10. Could be built up a bit more to increase rating.

I had to type it myself and didn't want it to be wordy. Thought a straight to the punch joke might be better. Sigh... I resign.

 

[TheGeek]

i liked it a 6.54373/10

 

[mwtgg]

(pi*2)/10

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Help us BrutusKend, you're our only hope!

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: mwtgg
(pi*2)/10

More like (e*2)/10 ... I'd be a funnier joke if it ended like this:

The boy says, "Uh dad... what are you doing?"

The dad, obviously embarassed, says "Well son... your mother and I are making a baby."

The kid ponders this for a second and then says.. "Well from the looks of it, you're going to be suprised when you get a puppy!"

 

[jjones]

:beer:

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: mwtgg
(pi*2)/10

More like (e*2)/10 ... I'd be a funnier joke if it ended like this:

The boy says, "Uh dad... what are you doing?"

The dad, obviously embarassed, says "Well son... your mother and I are making a baby."

The kid ponders this for a second and then says.. "Well from the looks of it, you're going to be suprised when you get a puppy!"

10x worse!

I'd give it a 8/10 😀

 

[bobbybe01]

Originally posted by: ndee

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: mwtgg
(pi*2)/10

More like (e*2)/10 ... I'd be a funnier joke if it ended like this:

The boy says, "Uh dad... what are you doing?"

The dad, obviously embarassed, says "Well son... your mother and I are making a baby."

The kid ponders this for a second and then says.. "Well from the looks of it, you're going to be suprised when you get a puppy!"

10x worse!

I'd give it a 8/10 😀

Muuuuuuch better beyotch (pun intended).

Also say to a girl: "When you give birth, can I have your puppies?"