- Oct 9, 1999
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Ain't that some sh!t. My old roommate was debating whether to go to transfer to UNC or stay at State (where his girlfriend is, where he's established, where he's near the top of his class). Well, he made the decision to go to UNC and after loosing 10 credit hours, getting screwed on classes, and getting raped on parking and housing ($500 for a parking permit, give me a friggen break), and then ends up with a gay roommate to top it off.
He figured he was smoking bones when he first met him, but what really topped it off is when my friend's girlfriend came down to meet him and she started going through the guys stuff on his bed (why are girls so f*&king nosey?
)...under a shirt she found two gay porno tapes.
Well, this screws everything up b/c my friend loves to use the word "gay." Like when something is stupid, or he doesn't like it, he just has the habit of saying "Man, that's so gay." So now he has to control himself. The other day, he and his roommate were walking in the parking lot and he saw this riced out Integra. Of course, he says "Man, that's GAY!" Then he caught himself. His roommate goes "What'd you say?" He responds with "Ohh, I said that thing is ugly."
I was talking to him tonight and the last thing I told him before I signed off AIM was "Watch your cornhole bud"
He figured he was smoking bones when he first met him, but what really topped it off is when my friend's girlfriend came down to meet him and she started going through the guys stuff on his bed (why are girls so f*&king nosey?
Well, this screws everything up b/c my friend loves to use the word "gay." Like when something is stupid, or he doesn't like it, he just has the habit of saying "Man, that's so gay." So now he has to control himself. The other day, he and his roommate were walking in the parking lot and he saw this riced out Integra. Of course, he says "Man, that's GAY!" Then he caught himself. His roommate goes "What'd you say?" He responds with "Ohh, I said that thing is ugly."
I was talking to him tonight and the last thing I told him before I signed off AIM was "Watch your cornhole bud"
