Hi,
I live in Pittsburgh and just got a new girlfriend. We dry grind at least once a day and her name is Rachel. She is friggin' HOT!!! Once in a while she mentions some former douche bag idiot who lives in Phoenix who still obsesses over her. She recently sent him a picture just to tease that moron....gosh he's a tool. He will be coming back to visit Pittsburgh in June and thinks he will visit Rachel. I can't wait for him to show up so he can watch me porking Rachel....what a surprise that will be for him!
P.S. Rachel and I are going to pork this afternoon and then save some of our pubes that will probably become dislodge during the porking activity. Then we are going to sprinkle them in an evelope mail them to this loser. He'll probably keep them in his scrapbook...idiot.
Regards,
Steve
P.P.S - I also play guitar which Rachel loves! - the only thing her former boyfriend in Phoenix plays is his own skin flute.
Pic of my new hot girlfriend
I live in Pittsburgh and just got a new girlfriend. We dry grind at least once a day and her name is Rachel. She is friggin' HOT!!! Once in a while she mentions some former douche bag idiot who lives in Phoenix who still obsesses over her. She recently sent him a picture just to tease that moron....gosh he's a tool. He will be coming back to visit Pittsburgh in June and thinks he will visit Rachel. I can't wait for him to show up so he can watch me porking Rachel....what a surprise that will be for him!
P.S. Rachel and I are going to pork this afternoon and then save some of our pubes that will probably become dislodge during the porking activity. Then we are going to sprinkle them in an evelope mail them to this loser. He'll probably keep them in his scrapbook...idiot.
Regards,
Steve
P.P.S - I also play guitar which Rachel loves! - the only thing her former boyfriend in Phoenix plays is his own skin flute.
Pic of my new hot girlfriend
