My new favorite joke

[killface]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
I've heard it a thousand times. Biggest problem with that joke is that I've never, ever heard of someone sh!tting because they drank too much.

I've shat myself from drinking too much. More than a couple of times.

 

[50cent1228]

7.5/10

 

[richardycc]

I thought the punchline would be something like:

wife says "funny, the same man came over and c*m all over me, here is his $20" :laugh:

 

[foghorn67]

I liked it.