My new favorite joke

[Fritzo]

A guy goes out drinking with his buddy, ends up having a few too many, then pukes all over himself. He started to panic: "Aw Man! My wife is going to kill me!" His buddy then had an idea. "Just put $20 in your pocket, then say someone else did it and then paid for your dry cleaning!" The guy thought it was a pretty good idea, so he chilled out and had a few more drinks.

When he had enough, he stumbled home and swung open his front door. His wife was up waiting for him: "You're stinking drunk...and you threw up all over yourself you pig!!!" The guy slurred out his response: "Hold on now...I only had a few drinks. Then, some guy couldn't hold his booze and threw up all over me! He felt so bad, he gave me $20 for dry cleaning." He pulled the money out of his pocket and gave it to his wife.

His wife took the money and counted it. "Hey...there's $40 here..."

"Oh..." he responded, "...that same guy sh!t my pants too."

 

[jhayx7]

Heh 7.41/10.35

 

[yosuke188]

7.58/10

Not bad

edit: lol at above.

 

[SVT Cobra]

5/10

meh, was expecting a much better punchline...maybe I don't get it.

 

[ohtwell]

hahahaha! That is really funny!


: ) Amanda

 

[waggy]

hey that was in what maxim? whateve.r i got the magizine in the mail!

 

[ViviTheMage]

7.22 maybe

 

[randay]

why did some dude ****** in his pants?

 

[BooGiMaN]

i didnt find it that funny......maybe its one of those 'you had to be there kind of jokes'

 

[DaShen]

Ummm... kind of funny. 6/10

 

[her209]

I don't get it.

 

[2Xtreme21]

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: randay
why did some dude ****** in his pants?

Why did some dude give him $20 for ***ing his pants?

 

[James Bond]

Bad ending

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: randay
why did some dude ****** in his pants?

Why did some dude give him $20 for ***ing his pants?

The joke went over your head, huh?

 

[azazyel]

Priest and a Rabbi are talking one day. Priest says to the Rabbi, "Tell me...out of curiosity...have you ever had bacon?"

"Well," says the Rabbi, "In my youth, I was fairly wild, and went about as one of those angry ex-Jew types, and did, indeed, eat bacon. And liked it, at the time."

"I see," responds the priest.

"And you...did you ever have sex, when you were younger?" asked the Rabbi.

"...in my younger days, I, too, was fairly rebellious...and yes, I did have sex a few times," the priest replied.

They sat in silence for a little while.

Then the Rabbi said, "Hell of a lot better than bacon isn't it?"

 

[voodoochylde]

XM 153? I heard it, too Pretty good channel but damn they need more content.

 

[monk3y]

Not bad

 

[marulee]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
hahahaha! That is really funny!


: ) Amanda

5/10

 

[eits]

hahaha that's funny as hell

 

[akshatp]

Getting drunk makes you sh|t your pants? News to me.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: randay
why did some dude ****** in his pants?

Why did some dude give him $20 for ***ing his pants?

He threw up on himself, and tried to cover it up with the $20 story...

...then he threw another $20 in thinking he could do the same story to cover up him crapping himself.

Man, you people are slow.

 

[iamaelephant]

I've heard it a thousand times. Biggest problem with that joke is that I've never, ever heard of someone sh!tting because they drank too much.

 

[olds]

I smiled.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Great joke!