My neighbors think I'm a crack dealer...

[WaTaGuMp]

Most around here think you are a crack HEAD. 😀

 

[IceBergSLiM]

If they continue with the threats(idle or otherwise) I'm sure you can find creative and anonymous ways to disrupt their daily routine.

 

[zebano]

I've got neighbors behind me that literally turn there back if I wave and have done so since I moved in 8 years ago. Thankfully I only had to knock on their door once because they shitty ass dogs wouldn't shut up when my kids were out in our yard. Another neighbor is the nosy gossipy type and is such a bitch her own daughter won't visit her. The other neighbor moved to Florida and their jobless sons live there and never mow the lawn. Everyone across the street is awesome lol.

 

[GrumpyMan]

You can pick your nose, but unfortunately you can't pick your family or your neighbors.

 

[ConwayJim]

They show up with Hondas!!! That would raise an eyebrow or two...

 

[LookBehindYou]

you havent been following Audi lately, have you? they're actually quite decent now

Nicely done.

 

[FoBoT]

host a block party
once they see how you roll, they'll quit hatin

 

[highland145]

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who else has neighbors that are not so neighborly?

Mine are the rudest people that I've ever seen. They sneak in at all house of the day and night, coming out of a black van. They won't speak to you or acknowledge you when you're standing right in front of them, like they're asleep or something. Snotty bastards are always dressed up like they've got some place to go.

Then they invite a bunch of people over that park all over the F-n place. Every time, the cops have to show up and run them off.

The only up side is they're quiet.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I'm surprised I haven't seen the parody thread "my crack dealer thinks I'm his neighbor"

 

[waggy]

no. man. fvck no. i dont partake in illegal activities. i know crack is good (when its clean lol), but cmon why would they make assumptions without knowing me? these 'neighbors' never waved or said hi to me. i feel like a arab in tel aviv now 🙁

why would they? they are idiots. most likely heard stories about brown/black people that have a lot of nice cars comeing and going have to be crack dealers.

just relax and continue to be friendly. in time they will come around.

if not? fuck them.

 

[ZaneNBK]

Throw a BBQ in the back yard and invite all the neighbors and give them a chance to get to know you.

Don't forget to pass out free crack samples though. It's tough breaking into new territory.

 

[Perknose]

OP, everyone around you, both on-line and irl, thinks you're sketchy, bogus, and up to no good.

Two entirely different situations, ATOT and your neighborhood, right?

But there is one constant: You.

Think of it this way. There is no place on your body where a zit is truly welcome. This is because a zit is an inflamed, non-functioning, puss-filled pore that is as ugly as it is useless.

Bonus points if you catch my drift. 😉

 

[soulcougher73]

Made up brag thread is fail.

 

[sandorski]

This thread has the stench of Crack to it.

 

[rasczak]

Stop with the hookers and blow. Or share, and your neighbors will love you.

 

[SandEagle]

OP, everyone around you, both on-line and irl, thinks you're sketchy, bogus, and up to no good.

Two entirely different situations, ATOT and your neighborhood, right?

But there is one constant: You.

Think of it this way. There is no place on your body where a zit is truly welcome. This is because a zit is an inflamed, non-functioning, puss-filled pore that is as ugly as it is useless.

Bonus points if you catch my drift. 😉

so what you're saying is that you have an acne problem? that's cool man, no shame. just see a dermatologist and they'll prescribe the appropriate creams. as much as i'd like to continue about your health problems, i still dont understand why no one believes me. everything ive said has been true. well most of it anyways

 

[SlitheryDee]

I'm completely oblivious of what my neighbors think. All they see me do is leave to go to the gym in the morning (probably before most of them are awake), and come home after work. (Very) Occasionally they may see me mow my lawn or trim the hedges. If they can find something bad about that, fuck them.

 

[Number1]

so what you're saying is that you have an acne problem? that's cool man, no shame. just see a dermatologist and they'll prescribe the appropriate creams. as much as i'd like to continue about your health problems, i still dont understand why no one believes me. everything ive said has been true. well most of it anyways

That was weak. Obviously you did not catch his drift. Try re reading his post again.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

You must be the life of the party.

No seriously, you must be a cool kid to have a crack dealer vibe.

 

[SlitheryDee]

That was weak. Obviously you did not catch his drift. Try re reading his post again.

If you reread a post again, does that mean you have to read it two more times?

 

[Squisher]

See and you had your chance on Halloween to really make a name for yourself.

http://www.amazon.com/Dryden-Palmer-White-Sugar-5-Pound/dp/B002148BEK

 

[Bignate603]

OP, everyone around you, both on-line and irl, thinks you're sketchy, bogus, and up to no good.

Two entirely different situations, ATOT and your neighborhood, right?

But there is one constant: You.

My thoughts exactly. If everyone else in the world shares the same opinion they may be on to something.

 

[SandEagle]

My thoughts exactly. If everyone else in the world shares the same opinion they may be on to something.

they are on something: crack

 

[SooperDave]

Gosh, I dunno. It's probably because you do nothing but make shitty troll threads like this on a daily basis.

Just a guess.

THIS!

 

[pontifex]

It's because you ARE a crack dealer.

yeah, but not the drug kind of crack...